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#848554 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 09:37:36
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http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-f...0,5901787.story

tl;dr - bacon shortage predicted for next year. bacon prices to double
 
#848555 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 09:51:05
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stocking up my freezer now
 
#848556 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 09:51:16
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buying a new freezer to stock up*
 
#848557 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 09:52:01
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ill just buy turkey bacon, its healthier anyway
 
#848558 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 09:54:05
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 07:52:01)
im honestly the gayest person ever


 
#848562 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:11:13
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:52:01)
ill just buy turkey bacon, its healthier anyway


don't know if trolling... but turkey bacoons are p good
 
#848563 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:13:16
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also, i blame the internet
 
#848564 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:15:39
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:52:01)
ill just buy turkey bacon, its healthier anyway


i dont even...
 
#848566 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:31:42
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I hear human tastes similar, I guess we'll find out soon.
 
#848567 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:44:50
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what the fuck is turkey bacon
 
#848569 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 10:51:07
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#848572 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 11:34:59
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oh so bacon will get a couple dollars more expensive OH THE HUMANITY....
 
#848576 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 12:15:05
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Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 12:34:59)
oh so bacon will get a couple dollars more expensive OH THE HUMANITY....


if it was something important to you like Pokemon cards, your wrists would be split in every direction. go back to your regularly scheduled joint and can/bottle of shitty liquid courage that your older fuck buddy frat brother purchased for you. also kindly shut your fucking face and excuse yourself from this discussion. adults are talking about real world problems here.
 
#848588 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 13:17:08
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How long would Bacon last in a deep freezer?

6-8 months?
 
#848598 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 15:09:30
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had a bacon burrito for lunch
they added extra bacon
 
#848599 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 15:37:21
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 12:15:05)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 12:34:59)
oh so bacon will get a couple dollars more expensive OH THE HUMANITY....


if it was something important to you like Pokemon cards, your wrists would be split in every direction. go back to your regularly scheduled joint and can/bottle of shitty liquid courage that your older fuck buddy frat brother purchased for you. also kindly shut your fucking face and excuse yourself from this discussion. adults are talking about real world problems here.


i buy my own beer thank you very much
 
#848601 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 16:57:12
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Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 15:37:21)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 12:15:05)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 12:34:59)
oh so bacon will get a couple dollars more expensive OH THE HUMANITY....


if it was something important to you like Pokemon cards, your wrists would be split in every direction. go back to your regularly scheduled joint and can/bottle of shitty liquid courage that your older fuck buddy frat brother purchased for you. also kindly shut your fucking face and excuse yourself from this discussion. adults are talking about real world problems here.


i buy my own beer thank you very much


Jp.'s still alive.
 
#848602 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 17:10:54
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 13:17:08)
How long would Bacon last in a deep freezer?

6-8 months?


probably quite a while

i just threw some bacon in the freezer

will upd8
 
#848604 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 17:21:36
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pokemon cards made me lol
 
#848611 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 18:01:17
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according to FSIS.gov

Freezer Storage Chart (0 °F)
Note: Freezer storage is for quality only. Frozen foods remain safe indefinitely0

Item Months
Bacon and Sausage 1 to 2
Casseroles 2 to 3
Egg whites or egg substitutes 12
Frozen Dinners and Entrees 3 to 4
Gravy, meat or poultry 2 to 3
Ham, Hotdogs and Lunchmeats 1 to 2
Meat, uncooked roasts 4 to 12
Meat, uncooked steaks or chops 4 to 12
Meat, uncooked ground 3 to 4
Meat, cooked 2 to 3
Poultry, uncooked whole 12
Poultry, uncooked parts 9
Poultry, uncooked giblets 3 to 4
Poultry, cooked 4
Soups and Stews 2 to 3
Wild game, uncooked 8 to 12
 
#848612 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 18:16:30
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#848613 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 18:16:57
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you can come kill wild hogs in Arkansas if you are hard up
 
#848614 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 18:20:45
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 19:16:30)
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comments like this make me think Hitler might have been right
 
#848622 | Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 19:10:28
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Tue - Sep 25 2012 - 19:16:57)
you can come kill wild hogs in Arkansas if you are hard up


do we get our own reality show if we do?
 
#848736 | Wed - Sep 26 2012 - 18:16:43
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http://www.huffingtonpoop.com/2012/09/26/p..._n_1916595.html

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALREADY HAPPENING
 
#848737 | Wed - Sep 26 2012 - 18:17:07
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Quote (smoked @ Wed - Sep 26 2012 - 19:16:43)
http://www.huffingtonpoop.com/2012/09/26/p..._n_1916595.html

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALREADY HAPPENING


WHEN A MAN CANT STUFF 20 LBS OF BACON INTO HIS MOUTH DURING A CONTEST DUE TO BACON SHORTAGES WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
 
#848766 | Wed - Sep 26 2012 - 21:18:48
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Wife said we better stock the freezer
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