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#858811 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 16:01:55
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you have 2 days to live
 
#858812 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 16:02:02
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thats all, carry on
 
#858813 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 16:10:18
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writing the calendar was the equivalent of writing on the chalkboard when you did something bad in mayan culture
a scientist told me that
 
#858818 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 18:20:18
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am eagerly anticipating all the calls to take the whacked out idiots in for a mental health evaluation on friday
 
#858820 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 18:36:47
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#858822 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 18:45:59
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#858824 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 19:13:11
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my dad sends me email about once a year

today he sent this, titled "seven day weather forecast"

User Image
 
#858831 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 20:56:13
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 19:13:11)
my dad sends me email about once a year

today he sent this, titled "seven day weather forecast"

User Image



For sending that, your dad is cool as shit.

That was hilarious.


 
#858832 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 20:57:12
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Also if you check out the usual whackado forums (abovetopsecret, godlikeproductions etc), dates be movin' already.

These fuckin' doomsdayers, they just can't take the world isn't going to end and we're all going to die a horrible death :donno:
 
#858836 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 21:43:58
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mayan calendar ends on the solstice
world is over
 
#858838 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 21:48:39
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youre all faggots;

known fact
 
#858839 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 21:50:38
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Quote (StQ @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 21:48:39)
youre all faggots;

known fact


only for you babe
 
#858847 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 23:33:49
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I'm gay for all of yall. I just want to be elbow deep within the borderline
 
#858848 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 23:35:58
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 23:33:49)
I'm gay


Yeah you are
 
#858873 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 12:49:42
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one day
 
#858892 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:10:49
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the world is over in china

discuss
 
#858893 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:15:32
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Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:10:49)
the world is over in china

discuss


only matter when it hits central america/mexico (where the mayans were)
 
#858894 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:27:44
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:15:32)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:10:49)
the world is over in china

discuss


only matter when it hits central america/mexico (where the mayans were)


oh. forgot
 
#858895 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:31:06
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the mayans still are, clearly were
 
#858896 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:45:07
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:31:06)
the mayans still are, clearly were


also forgot this
 
#858899 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 19:41:58
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the people, ok sure...but it's clearly like their civilization is doing anything.

I suppose though if we all die but them they can eke out a domination victory with no military what so ever.
 
#858903 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:11:17
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gn8 forever
 
#858904 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29
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December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping
 
#858906 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:41:30
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29)
December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


is that your time or what
 
#858908 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:57:54
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29)
December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


*You'll be sleeping. Because you're a lame adult.
 
#858909 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:07:27
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:57:54)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29)
December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


*You'll be sleeping. Because you're a lame adult.


It's the end of the world as we know it
 
#858912 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:26:47
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#858913 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:26:59
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 23:26:47)


to my test at 8:30 am
 
#858915 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:31:06
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 19:57:54)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29)
December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


*You'll be sleeping. Because you're a lame adult.


i gots to work homey
taking work off for the winter solstice would be like taking work off because some book said this guy was born once
 
#858916 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:31:24
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 20:26:47)


solid site
 
#858917 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:31:46
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 20:31:24)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 20:26:47)


solid site


they should keep the site up and running for years, with a + counter
 
#858923 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 23:40:36
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 23:31:06)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 19:57:54)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29)
December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


*You'll be sleeping. Because you're a lame adult.


i gots to work homey
taking work off for the winter solstice would be like taking work off because some book said this guy was born once


You taking about president's day?
 
#858926 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 23:58:58
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Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:07:27)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:57:54)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 21:36:29)
December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


*You'll be sleeping. Because you're a lame adult.


It's the end of the world as we know it


and i feel finnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee
 
#858927 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 23:59:21
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:31:06)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 19:57:54)
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December solstice 2012: 21 Dec 11:12 (UTC)

we have until 3:11 am tomorrow
so if we die, we will be sleeping


*You'll be sleeping. Because you're a lame adult.


i gots to work homey
taking work off for the winter solstice would be like taking work off because some book said this guy was born once


hahahahahahahah excelllent
 
#858930 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:05:32
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Just in case I never get to say it again.
I love you Joe
 
#858933 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:06:54
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i love every one of you
except gull and evan
both of you can go fuck my dead dog, rusty
he was awesome, but he is dead so fuck you
 
#858937 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:10:08
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i don't hate anyone here

however i should have been made membs before we all died

that way my life had meaning

ok... that was pathetic, probs should warn me at the least for that shit
 
#858940 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:14:50
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I love all of you. And if the world DOESN'T end, you can delete this poop.
 
#858941 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:16:17
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:10:08)
i don't hate anyone here

however i should have been made membs before we all died

that way my life had meaning

ok... that was pathetic, probs should warn me at the least for that shit


we only warn for euro
or black
soz
 
#858942 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:19:07
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:16:17)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:10:08)
i don't hate anyone here

however i should have been made membs before we all died

that way my life had meaning

ok... that was pathetic, probs should warn me at the least for that shit


we only warn for euro
or black
soz


my best friend in the world, godfather to my son, and person I love the most outside of wife and kid is black

that's close enough
 
#858943 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:20:05
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 01:16:17)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 22:10:08)
i don't hate anyone here

however i should have been made membs before we all died

that way my life had meaning

ok... that was pathetic, probs should warn me at the least for that shit


we only warn for euro
or black
soz


and for breaking rules
 
#858944 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:20:05
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anyways, the good dr is making a visit, wanna chat for like 10 minutes until i pass out joe?

we hafta be quiet, wife is in bed

shhhhhhh baby, no one has to know
 
#858949 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 04:47:03
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been raining nonstop since yesterday 6pm, looks like its going to be massive flooding
 
#858951 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 06:04:48
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7 minutes
 
#858952 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 06:11:36
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lol site spun out of control
 
#858953 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 06:13:47
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We survived
 
#858954 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 06:22:45
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im alive
 
#858956 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 08:31:04
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Quote (lobb @ Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 04:22:45)
im alive


 
#858959 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 09:18:56
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 00:06:54)
i love every one of you
except gull and evan
both of you can go fuck my dead dog, rusty
he was awesome, but he is dead so fuck you


woah awkward
 
#858960 | Fri - Dec 21 2012 - 09:19:50
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