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#863721 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 19:39:39
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Even my phone would rather talk to Mikey.

"How are you Siri?"
"I am good Mikey!"

Wait, wut?
 
#863722 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 19:45:33
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being named mike simply makes him cooler than you.
 
#863723 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 19:50:40
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Quote (beatin @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 19:45:33)
being named mike simply makes him cooler than you.


Prolly.

Why do you think I gave him the name?
 
#863724 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:01:11
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Great, another ilolphone user
 
#863725 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:04:28
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Quote (smoked @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 18:01:11)
Great, another ilolphone user


 
#863726 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:13:58
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:04:28)
Quote (smoked @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 18:01:11)
Great, another ilolphone user


 
#863727 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:14:48
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I had no choice. I told the little lady fuck no a million times, but contract was up and she wanted us all to have them.

Now I wish Siri sounded like Jarvis. The nerd boner from that would be off the charts.

 
#863728 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:15:37
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Oh and obligatory - no contacts in phone line.

I should be able to pull off my blackberry, whereever the hell that is now.
 
#863730 | Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:46:38
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:13:58)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 20:04:28)
Quote (smoked @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 18:01:11)
Great, another ilolphone user


 
#863753 | Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 00:55:25
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 21:15:37)
Oh and obligatory - no contacts in phone line.

I should be able to pull off my blackberry, whereever the hell that is now.


They can do that for you at the cell phone store these days.
 
#863754 | Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 00:55:48
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 21:15:37)
Oh and obligatory - no contacts in phone line.

I should be able to pull off my blackberry, whereever the hell that is now.


They can do that for you at the cell phone store these days.


and we should imessage just to say we can
 
#863772 | Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 17:32:48
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 00:55:25)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sat - Mar 9 2013 - 21:15:37)
Oh and obligatory - no contacts in phone line.

I should be able to pull off my blackberry, whereever the hell that is now.


They can do that for you at the cell phone store these days.


Indeed - but didn't have phone on me at the time. Still need to charge it up to get contacts back.
 
#863773 | Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 17:33:19
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Also the phone now calls me rock god, because why clearly bring that joke back?
 
#863778 | Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 18:28:58
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 17:33:19)
Also the phone now calls me rock god, because why clearly bring that joke back?


referenced that joke @ work last week
 
#863782 | Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 18:42:43
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Quote (randomtask @ Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 16:28:58)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Mar 10 2013 - 17:33:19)
Also the phone now calls me rock god, because why clearly bring that joke back?


referenced that joke @ work last week


had a situation a few weeks back to lay this joke out, but no one around me would have got it
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