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#870158 | Sun - Aug 4 2013 - 23:21:11
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I've had a Cuban tree frog problem (an invasive and toxic species) in my backyard for months now. Tonight I finally started the slaughter, I think I've killed around 150 at this point. Their numbers are still strong.

As a note, it's recommended that you destroy them on site and it's actually illegal to relocate them.

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#870159 | Sun - Aug 4 2013 - 23:23:41
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I can hear them outside now either grieving their losses or maybe just simply mocking me.
 
#870162 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 01:05:03
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whats the manner of execution?
 
#870163 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 01:07:55
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 02:05:03)
whats the manner of execution?


A healthy slathering of benzocaine which incapacitates them, then into a trash bag and frozen.
 
#870165 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 03:00:03
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step 1 - burn down backyard

step 2 - ?

step 3 - profit
 
#870166 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 05:40:37
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 03:00:03)
step 1 - burn down backyard

step 2 - ?

step 3 - profit


flamethrower

napalm optional
 
#870169 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 07:30:37
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If they didn't have orgies in my pool and my dog didn't want to eat every one it sees I really wouldn't care.
 
#870174 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 09:49:58
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Quote (Duped @ Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 07:30:37)
If they didn't have orgies in my pool and my dog didn't want to eat every one it sees I really wouldn't care.


lol
 
#870176 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 18:19:59
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you monster
 
#870178 | Mon - Aug 5 2013 - 18:26:17
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you fairy
 
#870204 | Tue - Aug 6 2013 - 19:16:16
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you fairy monster
 
#870206 | Tue - Aug 6 2013 - 19:24:51
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you company fairy man monster
 
#870216 | Tue - Aug 6 2013 - 23:29:30
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go home and play with ya frogs
 
#870433 | Tue - Aug 13 2013 - 23:04:28
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My wife likes the blue no carb
 
#870451 | Wed - Aug 14 2013 - 17:56:23
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Quote (DCC @ Wed - Aug 14 2013 - 00:04:28)
My wife likes the blue no carb


 
#870463 | Wed - Aug 14 2013 - 19:55:53
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Quote (DCC @ Wed - Aug 14 2013 - 00:04:28)
My wife likes the blue no carb


 
#870574 | Sat - Aug 17 2013 - 06:06:15
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Day 12 of the war:

The enemy numbers are still strong despite casualties approximated in the three hundreds now. It's thought that some of the amphibious forces have begun to take higher ground and are planning an ambush. If I don't report in again soon, tell my daughter I love her.

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#870592 | Sun - Aug 18 2013 - 00:09:36
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Quote (Duped @ Sat - Aug 17 2013 - 06:06:15)
Day 12 of the war:

The enemy numbers are still strong despite casualties approximated in the three hundreds now. It's thought that some of the amphibious forces have begun to take higher ground and are planning an ambush.  If I don't report in again soon, tell my daughter I love her.


lol
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