Quote (MoS. @ Feb 18 2008 - 15:33:25)
Quote (Hippie @ Feb 18 2008 - 15:26:59)
wtf is CFKoQ
Cruel Fanged Knife of Quickness
You're fucking pathetic. Hi there,
If you're reading this, you're probably one of the many females who adores me over the internet, which probably means that you are a guy. This is a little documentation about what I have to offer to the opposite sex!
I'm a 23 year old college drop out. I have no motivation and I am a very negative/pessemistic person to be around. I would say that I am slightly over weight, but not too much, if you're a tiny chick, that's good because I can crush you while I am on top! HAHA! I am probably never going to amount to much, so if you want bling and to go on trips, Wal-Mart is going to have to work for you.
I have my own bedroom at my parents house, it's quite hooked up with video games, a computer, DVD's, etc. It probably smells like a dog, but that's okay, you get used to it quickly. I have a comfortable bed, computer chair, and a love seat that my friends sit on to play video games 24/7. They like to watch when I bring girls home, which is quite often. I think the last girl that came over was sometime in early 2007.
As far as my experience goes, I have never had a real relationship, so I am probably emotionally immature and way below your level. I also have not had sexual relations with a female in 8+ months, or kissed any in that time that I can remember. I have had a small handful of partners, and I can't remember the name of 1/3rd of them. I like to live by the joke (motto or creed if you will): "What's the best way to make a woman orgasm?"... "Who cares!" I will probably not last more than a few minutes (if that) at this point, I decided to stop playing with myself and it's been a few frustrating weeks. Don't worry, I'm still young, I can snort some Viagra and be ready to go in NO TIME!
I have recently gotten myself into some legal troubles, so I can't really drive a car anymore. If you have transportation, that's a plus, otherwise you will have to sit on my handlebars. However, I am trying to learn about the Collier Area Transit (CAT) system, so I can get around by old people scenic bus routes. Also, I like it when girls pick up the tab for dinner, lunch, movies, drinks, coffee, shopping, toys... You get the point. It's hard to buy you ice when I am busy paying Collier County.
Regards,
Nick