i pinch loafs like a bakery
im shittin so much i sit down when i take a pee

drop a stack, it looks like steak and chee
wipe my ass with the head of Hillary

im loopy like your foofy is goopy
chew these noogies while im sittin taking a poopie thats soupy

what what, butt nugget
what what, butt nugget

stomach pancakes for breakfast,
pepto bismol for lunch
lord i hope this smell wont last

so dont think my shit dont stink
cause you need a gas mask to get past the sink

droppin a line like im droppin a stack
once i start theres no turnin back
lift a cheek, now take a peek
that shit aint so discrete

eatin all the pie and soup in the place
followed by a giant poop on your face

leave a brown trace on your toilet papes
get my ass banned in 51 states

except massachusetts because they'd forgive bin laden
im tryin to squeeze out this turd but it seems to be hidin'

I shit more kibbles then supreme's crack rocks
Wipe less sweat then scott peterson at the docks

had taco bell for lunch, put me in a rut
where i come from, we call it mud butt

pro poops take no part for granted,
before i have to fart and blow up the planet

My asshole leaks more than the New Orleans levees
When I drop a load I crack porcelein that shits so heavy

Don't worry bout the stink
You gonna have more problems than that
My ass'll turn yo bathroom into a skating rink
Slip in my juices, lay ya on ya back straight flat

I dropped one on this girl's chest
She's like damn baby yous da best, I contest!
She thought that shit was ace?
Lil did she know I was bout to lay waste
Turned around an plopped a giant poop on her face

i pushed and i squeezed for like a half an hour
my butts all poopy so now its time to take a shower

been pickin a bone with this stack for like, half an hour
my push-it face looks like I just ate somethin' sour
forcin' it out with - all of my power
make your girl catch it like her name was Joe Mauer

takin' my time talkin' to customer service
does he know i do this on purpose
"hold please sir i have to wipe"
seconds later my brown flows down the pipe

at shitting im supreme and the best
and i aint from cleveland but i will put steam on your chest

italian sub, everything and hots
shit so bad, wish i had two butts

dont stop till im up to the lid with a stool
so excuse me while i drop the kids at the pool

This rhyme I thought of was so dope
I squeezed and and tried but i could not cope
This pressure was causing me mayhem
my butt turned this turd into a gem

call your shitty back-up, bring the whole town on
cause im shootin colon cannons and droppin brown bombs

that nigga just failed, i'll try to recoop
this is a rap thread, we rap about poop
now that you've got the inside scoop
get to the toilet and drop a marvelous dook

I know you didn't just make fun of his rhyme
The fact that your shit is small is a crime
I realize you're just trying to flirt
Meanwhile i'mma unload the hershey squirt

i got lincoln logs hittin toilets with thumps
cause the rap duty is crap doodie droppings and dumps

I coudln't believe my eyes
It was just such a surprise
That this heavenly dump
Came outta your rump

dupin and poopin
bumpin and dumpin
CHEA

big logs, wit da corn in da middle
when i take a poop i also do a piddle
sprayin' shit out my ass with a seismic force
scrap it off with a brush, yo it better be coarse

i dont care if youre phill, joe, or bobby
either way im droppin some big ol' jobbies

BIG OL JOBBY BIG OL JOBBY THAS A BIG OL JOBBY

this shit is drastic, im feeling so craptastic
the dook flows through my ass opening up like elastic

I plop monster drops my ass brings the chops
I lay out brown logs like its my day job

here i sit, broken hearted
tried to shit, but only farted

im pushin and im squeezin and im starting to sweat
take a picture of it and post it up on dc.net