okay so hi anyways

so im at ebgames its so cool to hang out there cuz my diablo 2 lord of destruction disk cracked so im going to re install. im standing in line waiting and i see this really hot girl checking out my game she had to be atleast 14. so i smiled and said "old one cracked hehe" and gave a low laugh. she said she plays it a lot so i ask her how about we go install this and we play in my room? i wanted to make sure my parents werent home since im only 18 and they werent.

so we r walking down the street since i dont have a car and i notice her underwear starts to show... omg at this point im really into her. so we r talking about our dueling and trading expiernces and i tell her i want to make her my gf...she seemed very hesistant but after saying ill include a pair of waterwalks and the salamander staff she looked happy and said okay.

now im not sure what to do tho since this is the first girl in my room and also first girlfriend. so i figure nows my time to make my move. i yell "LEAP ATTACK!!!" and jump off the floor and right onto her, accidently landing my knee across her chin. shes crying and all and i cant seem to make her be quiet and my parenst will be home at 9:00!!! u think i should just get naked or offer her more items i rewcently aquired a lightsabre that would look nice on her. quick any suggestions?!?!

kek

Invalid, appears this is spammed over many forums.
This is made up and this did not happen to you.
If you insist, I can post all other forums this has been spammed over.

whack

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