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#430471 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 12:17:13
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jury duty
 
#430473 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 12:24:21
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just say innocent so you can get out of there
 
#430476 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 12:29:49
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pull the student card?
 
#430482 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 12:33:09
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did the summon come by mail ?
 
#430483 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 12:34:41
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did the summon come by mail ?

yes

march 25
 
#430491 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:15:23
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i shit my pan­ts seriously
jury duty is the least you can do god damn
it could be intrested

stop trying to get niggas to have sympathy
 
#430493 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:17:33
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Quote (Raffles @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:15:23)
i shit my pan­ts seriously
jury duty is the least you can do god damn
it could be intrested

stop trying to get niggas to have sympathy

how many times do i have to say this, youre 12 years old

you dont even know what im talking about
 
#430507 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:25:02
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yea i bet thats all you could come back at me with
 
#430511 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:32:08
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cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.
 
#430514 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:36:01
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i wouldn't mind to go, but from the other side i'm saying this because i'll never going to
 
#430515 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:36:17
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#430516 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:39:17
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Quote (Vogan @ Dec 31 2008 - 13:36:01)
i wouldn't mind to go, but from the other side i'm saying this because i'll never going to

y
 
#430518 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:49:23
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Quote (Vogan @ Dec 31 2008 - 13:36:01)
i wouldn't mind to go, but from the other side i'm saying this because i'll never going to

y

why? because only americans have this kind of jurisdictional system
 
#430521 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 13:59:10
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yea im looking foward to it
 
#430523 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:00:24
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yea im looking foward to it

until you realize you miss school/work/get paid next to nothing/have to deal with bullshit
 
#430532 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:24:25
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they dont let you off work for jury duty?
 
#430535 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:26:09
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Quote (Raffles @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:24:25)
they dont let you off work for jury duty?

no
 
#430540 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:33:14
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Quote (Raffles @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:24:25)
they dont let you off work for jury duty?

your retarded

This post has been edited by BBQ on Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:33:32
 
#430541 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:33:55
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#430543 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:36:36
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cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.

my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

its not like ive been picked yet or anything, i just got the summon in the mail
 
#430544 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:42:03
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cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.

my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

its not like ive been picked yet or anything, i just got the summon in the mail

my mom got picked for jury duty once and she loved it, she was the forman or w/e on some bullshit case about a kid getting hit with a car and whos fault it was or something retarded.

my dad got summoned and they didn't pick him prolly because he is mildly racist.
 
#430545 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:43:37
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cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.

my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

its not like ive been picked yet or anything, i just got the summon in the mail

my mom got picked for jury duty once and she loved it, she was the forman or w/e on some bullshit case about a kid getting hit with a car and whos fault it was or something retarded.

my dad got summoned and they didn't pick him prolly because he is mildly racist.

sounds like good strategy to you scott
 
#430546 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:53:45
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I love saying I would like going to jury duty, but I know if I ever got a summons, I'd be like what the fuck.
I have a friend who's pops says that when he's being questioned he said something along the lines of whatever the cop said happened, happened, and got told to go home.
 
#430547 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:55:53
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cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.

LOL, No
 
#430548 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 14:58:16
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cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.

LOL, No

a. Jury Duty is selected based on drivers license/permit anything with the DMV usually.
b. How is voting pointless?
 
#430551 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 15:23:28
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Quote (shortstop @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:32:08)
cant you avoid jury duty by not voting? cause if you can, and im 95% sure you can, you're a FKing idiot

it's one thing if you vote and dont complain about jury duty, but motherfucker, voting is pointless; you deserve jury duty.

my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

its not like ive been picked yet or anything, i just got the summon in the mail

my mom got picked for jury duty once and she loved it, she was the forman or w/e on some bullshit case about a kid getting hit with a car and whos fault it was or something retarded.

my dad got summoned and they didn't pick him prolly because he is mildly racist.

sounds like good strategy to you scott

ill just go in there and be like THIS IS JUST LIKE RODNEY KING AND OJ I WANT JUSTICE! FUCK THA POLICEEEEE
 
#430561 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:18:42
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just say you heard about the case on the news
you wont be able to do it
 
#430562 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:18:55
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Quote (hedonism @ Dec 31 2008 - 12:34:41)
Quote (___ @ Dec 31 2008 - 13:33:09)
did the summon come by mail ?

yes

march 25

tracking # ?

you never received the envelope, amirite
 
#430564 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:25:32
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did the summon come by mail ?

yes

march 25

tracking # ?

you never received the envelope, amirite

wat

it says

YOUR PIN:

BADGE #

i dont see anything about a tracking #
 
#430565 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:30:24
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Quote (hedonism @ Dec 31 2008 - 16:25:32)
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Quote (___ @ Dec 31 2008 - 13:33:09)
did the summon come by mail ?

yes

march 25

tracking # ?

you never received the envelope, amirite

wat

it says

YOUR PIN:

BADGE #

i dont see anything about a tracking #

exactly

as in, you never received any summons
 
#430566 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:30:35
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as in, who can prove you ever received that envelope
 
#430567 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:31:07
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take it from me, i know a thing or two about dodging
 
#430571 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:41:29
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voting is pointless because the average voters is biased and doesnt know what the fuck they are doing. thats why we have dumb shit like tarrifs and the "war on drugs".
 
#430573 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:48:55
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Quote (___ @ Dec 31 2008 - 16:31:07)
take it from me, i know a thing or two about dodging

 
#430574 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:51:31
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take it from me, i know a thing or two about dodging

Dodging the government in this manor is illegal though...and while a self proclaimed wonder @ dodging, this one I would not make an attempt too illegally.

Say your a student and cannot do it.
Or if you go in, say you saw stuff about it in the newspaper/tv
etc

use legit excuses, but straight up dodging is bad idea
 
#430576 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:53:12
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why? you didnt get that mail

what can they say to that
 
#430577 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 16:54:15
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I think that there are ways to make sure but I really donno, and they will probably send more then one/call if no reply
 
#430582 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 17:04:39
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sorry, didnt receive those either
 
#430583 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 17:07:12
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you dont get jury duty if you never signed up for selective service or registered to vote
 
#430587 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 17:13:58
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Quote (___ @ Dec 31 2008 - 16:31:07)
take it from me, i know a thing or two about dodging

LOL
 
#430589 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 17:41:59
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Quote (hedonism @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:36:36)
my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

so you won by 1 vote?
 
#430599 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 19:04:40
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Quote (___ @ Dec 31 2008 - 17:31:07)
take it from me, i know a thing or two about dodging

haha
 
#430601 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 19:36:35
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Quote (hedonism @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:36:36)
my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

so you won by 1 vote?

 
#430609 | Wed - Dec 31 2008 - 20:25:16
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Quote (hedonism @ Dec 31 2008 - 14:36:36)
my vote helped decriminalize marijuana in my state

so you won by 1 vote?

yes
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