So the girl from this thread and I went out last night. Apparently last night was a perfect time to tell me that she had been seeing someone (whom is one of the biggest douche bags from our high school that I have ever met) since September, and that she needed me to go outside to the other bar to see if he was with some girl.

I of course obliged, as some drama always interests me, and sure enough, he was with some girl on "Guy's Night Out".

I proceeded to make fun of her for the rest of the night for being dumped on by douche bags, in hopes that she realized that she fucked up by turning me down.

I thought this was funny, 2009 is off to a much better start than 2008.

but it sounds like you want her in your life and yet you act like a douchebag yourself
so what is it that you really want from her?

I don't act like a douche bag, I was playfully making fun of her situation, I wasn't being an asshole about it.

I think what I want is to be told how she ends up dating a complete dickhead yet shy's away from me. I have my faults, but so does she, and I think that I'm a pretty good person. I've had my share of drunken incidents, and I can be a bit of a hot head when I have a bug up my ass, but besides that, I'd say I'm a pretty good guy. And if she just wanted me to be her friend, why she doesn't hook me up with girls, and always has to be touching me when we're together. I think that's what I want to hear from her.