5 wipes, 2 wet
it was a slow progressing shit, I think it took me a minute to realize the first log was still coming out.
Total duration was about 5 minutes, long enough for the water I had set upon the stove to reach a rapid boil.
No farts or significant gas expulsion.
Urination upon completion of log deposits.
3 Texts sent out during the duration of the flight.
Overall a solid excrement. (no pun intended)

When you take a shit that you wish to document like this do you use your bow tying skills to keep the TP together so it doesn't intrude upon your picture?

i see corn

i dont know how to tie a bow tie yet lol. i dont have one in my possession yet

ill learn in a week though

This explains the need for so many pairs of cuff links...

I don't follow your logic

if i had a camera i would be king of these toilets

Lol ado(do)

*adieu

bottom dog


use a couple more rolls of Paper Towels why don't ya. How scared of getting shit on your hands are you?

wet wipes>>>>>>

always knew you were full of shit...kidding aside,

that's a well-placed coil of logs.

Get on my level bottom dog

I just got out of practice send me a text

is that poop on the toilet seat

what the fuck you pig

its actually ado

i did ado(do) for the play on words

no, thats chipping in the toilet seat, i dont shit on the seat unless its explosive rhea