Desolate Carnage
 
An Ongoing Investigation.
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#769890 | Sat - Nov 27 2010 - 17:54:59
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Time: 11/24/10, mid morning I'd say about 10-11 am.
Scene: I was leaving my room to do the usual morning routine. My room is located next to the bathroom so it's all too convenient for me to go half-asleep then return to the room for other business. As I went to lift the seat the most unholy odour rushed my nose so fast I fell back immediately.
I lifted the seat again slowly to witness the most jagged turd I've seen this year. It was green (the pooper must've had a high iron diet) and partially broken up, and because of this I suspected it was a middle of the night dump, because it had time to stew in the pot and contain the smell.

I have a few suspects, and hopefully I will find the culprit soon.

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Keep us apprised.
 
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this is the only poop that has made me gag out of all the poop topics

you can tell a negro did it. it's all beat up and stuff. the culprit is probably in his late 40s early 50s.
 
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