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The Jesus Metal Explosion
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#774595 | Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 21:34:51
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When power metal is about Jesus instead of fighting dragons and Lord of the Rings... and the singer is a slutty looking chick wearing leather and everyone else wears black robes. Skip to 1:18 for the hilariously bad chorus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNMwlJyhF8
 
#774596 | Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 21:35:21
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 21:34:51)
When power metal is about Jesus instead of fighting dragons and Lord of the Rings... and the singer is a slutty looking chick wearing leather and everyone else wears black robes. Skip to 1:18 for the hilariously bad chorus.


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#774597 | Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 21:36:21
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The robes and wide-neck Ibanez guitar made me think that Portal stopped being evil and started praising Jesus.

(here's that link with music that you might expect me to poop)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emrBZZtGFgI
 
#774598 | Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 21:38:19
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fuck i hate metal
 
#774599 | Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 21:51:57
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wow that is truly terrible
 
#774615 | Tue - Dec 28 2010 - 23:18:12
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gues the jesus hardcore has moved to strraight metal?
 
#774645 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 02:02:29
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clearly gonna lie i kind of liked the whole presentation there

would definitely bone the finnish singer chick too with that whole leather thing going on
 
#774654 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 08:52:35
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she have facial expression of a deer scared by headlights
 
#774658 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 09:38:22
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oh god...
most finnish singers shouldnt sing in english
 
#774661 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 10:15:37
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 02:02:29)
clearly gonna lie i kind of liked the whole presentation there

would definitely bone the finnish singer chick too with that whole leather thing going on


same

the jesus metal explosion would hit her about five seconds after I pulled out
 
#774682 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 14:28:57
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 02:02:29)
clearly gonna lie i kind of liked the whole presentation there

would definitely bone the finnish singer chick too with that whole leather thing going on


she wouldn't bone you
 
#774686 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 14:44:24
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would suck a fart out of her shit cutter
 
#774716 | Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 15:07:24
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Quote (hippie @ Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 14:28:57)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 29 2010 - 02:02:29)
clearly gonna lie i kind of liked the whole presentation there

would definitely bone the finnish singer chick too with that whole leather thing going on


she wouldn't bone you


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