will buy members later today i guess

hurray ofc's are back, only stev missing now

you're a lil bit late though, fees have gone up

to what

Played on free and got like 60 woodcutting and like 40-50 for atk/defense/strength.

Then I realized I like to play other retarded video games.

8 dollars what

nope, not playing

ok, im playing

80/81 mining

need a list of gear to acquire

and important quests to do from this list

branches of darkmeyer
buyers and cellars
clockwork syringe
deadlist catch
do no evil
ele workshop 3 / 4
fairy tale 3
firemakers curse
fur n seek
hunt for red raktuber
king of the dwarves
let them eat pie
love story
one piercing note
prisoner of glouphrie
quiet before the swarm
ritual of mahjarrat
rune mechanics
salt in the wound
a void dance
the void stares back
within the light
the blood pact
gunnars ground

its really been a long time since i played, have 20 pages of game updates to read

need a summary of Conquest

been about 18 months really

quest priority

fairy tale part 3
ritual of mahjarrat (boss rewards)

thats convenient, i had 80 mining and 88 crafting and the potion flask update requires 81 mining and 89 crafting

no problem

High priority

fairy tale 3
hunt for red raktuber (why do you not have this yet? Lol, it’s free +2 for pengs)
love story
quiet before the swarm
ritual of mahjarrat
a void dance
the void stares back

Nice rewards (medium priority)

do no evil (medium/high because of ava’s alerter – backpack upgrade)
king of the dwarves (better grave - +2 mins upgrade I think)
one piercing note (illuminated book = +8 pray) - [could be high priority if you need the pray bonus]
prisoner of glouphrie
deadliest catch
clockwork syringe
firemaker’s curse (make high if you plan on working on firemaking)
salt in the wound (make high if you plan on dung’ing)
branches of darkmeyer
within the light

Low/No priority (IMO)

rune mechanics
buyers and cellars
gunnar's ground
the blood pact
let them eat pie
ele workshop 3 / 4
fur n seek

you should make me some flasks for this

ele workshop 4 is highest magic def shield, no?

k, just need to raise a little monies for 455k crafting experience

k, medium priority if you want but I personally don't care too much about that reward

whipped out the penance horn to cap off this mining level

gonna need a star update

you should do 'one piercing note' just because it unlocks the best emote in the game.

I lol'd at this, btw.

was expecting it, just not this soon

81/81

mining the 50 red sandstone per day is super easy 3500 exp

7k with penance horn

ill play for $6
but $8 is definitely out of the question

the 50 flasks is like 700k
but i said fuck it and decanted some 6 dose overloads

400k for a whip, thats funny

and 5k crafting, thats excellent

got 400k for my 50

need a 95 smithing and 93 construction effigy assists

got 4 raven eggs from one kingdom, come on

1 red, 1 blue, 1 green, 4 ravens

137 desert striks

done fairy tale 3, felt like a 7 year old girl the entire duration of doing it

dont need waterskins to fight them anymore since it doesnt count as the desert, thats nice

focus sight, 308k

lawl

why did they make all the armor sets look stupid

polypore stick, rare drop from the 95 slayer monster, worth 70k

700k worth of flakes from 88 ganonodonomormonic beasts, and a magic seed and palm seed and 12 ranarrs

todays 50 potion flasks sold for 360k

doing some fishing

fish are valuable

7700 rocktail = 22,719,749

the polypore staff when you add 15k fires and 3k spores is the bossest staff ever
3k charges of a spell better than fire surge and no runes required

i did my gano poopy task so fast with it

that staff owns Mith dragons like no tomorrow