Day 1 - Tuesday - 1/1/08

I was still drunk when I went to work. My friend commented in his mothers car that I had put on too much cologne, his mother countered with "at least it smells better than the alcohol you reek of".

I got to go home from work early because it was cold and rainy. I proceeded to start drinking at 12 PM, watching football games. I later got on Ventrilo with some cool dudes from DC.net and then went to bed.

I felt no urging in my loins.

tl;dr --> Day 1 --> Did not masturbate.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Fri - Jan 4 2008 - 10:54:03

Day 2 - Wednesday - 1/2/08

So I woke up hung over again and definately didn't want to go to work. I threw a load of clothing in the laundry and sat on the computer for a few minutes. Work called saying I didn't have to go in, it worked out well.

I proceeded to spend my day surfing the internet since I haven't gotten to do that much lately, and decided to journalize my attempt at being godlike. I ended up cleaning my room in the afternoon and going to bed early.

tl;dr --> Day 2 --> Did not masturbate.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Fri - Jan 4 2008 - 10:54:20

Day 3 - Thursday - 1/3/08

I had a dream that I was having a threesome with two girls. They were up against a wall and I was rubbing both of their boxes through their jeans while I was kissing one. I then woke up with a raging hard on. The hard on quickly faded into a shart and 3 diarreah trips to the bathroom later I wasn't feeling too good.

I was going to start a light work out routine that morning, but I have decided to wait until I get my couch out of my bedroom to make space to put my dumbell/barbell setup.

Work eventually sucked and I had to go to the hospital to visit my grand father. He's 87 years old and not doing so well. I hope things will be okay but my mother is not very optimistic.

I eventually went out with two friends, who were amazingly, way more drunk than I was. I ended up talking to two very attractive ladies, without getting their phone numbers. I then saw this other girl that I know, through a friend, and also failed to get her phone number. So far, that's 4 definite failures, with perhaps two more if you want to count getting their facebook as mediocore success.

FUCK!

tl;dr --> Day 3 --> Did not masturbate.

Day 4 - Friday - 1/4/08

Today wasn't so bad, I woke up and didn't have to go to work too early. I had a pretty easy evening and went out with some people after work to have some cocktails. Nothing too eventful happened worth mentioning.

I got back home and played a little bit of Ladder Slasher before going to bed.

tl;dr --> Day 4 --> Did not masturbate.

Day 5 - Saturday - 1/5/08

It's day 6 and I am currently too fucked up to write about day 5 properly. I need to ride my bike to work because I'm not sure where my car is. Day 5 was good, I had no urges. It seems to be getting easier each day.

tl;dr --> Day 5 --> Did not masturbate.

Day 6 - Sunday - 1/6/08

Day 6 I woke up with morning wood. I mean this was a quality rod, I thought the mattress might rip. I ended up hung over as hell and had to work all day. After work I went out with two of my buddies I haven't seen in a while for a pub crawl. We hit about 4 bars in a 15 mile span. Nothing epic, but a fun night.

I did not start working out yet, for some reason I think I have to do it in the morning. I'm just making up excuses for myself. I haven't drank any soda (that I recall) but I do smoke when I drink, which means I smoke alot of cigarettes these days. Those will also need to be looked at when I finally get my ass in gear.

Hopefully on Tuesday.

tl;dr --> Day 6 --> Did not masturbate.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Mon - Jan 7 2008 - 16:15:32

Day 7 - Monday - 1/7/08

Today was my first scheduled day off of work in some time, I was semi hung over again and played on the computer for a bit. I don't really remember what I did at all, aside from going to the bar at night to watch Ohio State get their ass kicked again. That was fun. This bar has the hottest staff of anywhere in town, it's dynomite.

The only thing that seems to be of an urge is in the morning since most of my dreams seem to be consisting of naughtyness. Aside from that, everything is going well. I also did not work out again, fuck.

tl;dr --> Day 7 --> Did not masturbate.

Day 8 - Tuesday - 1/8/08

Morning wood again, been having some nice dreams lately. Unfortunately the rest of the day was pretty bland, I had to go to the hospital to see my grand father, he's not doing very well. The rest of the day consisted of looking at cell phones but not buying any (mine is broken again), making dinner, and eating dinner.

I forgot to work out as well, doof. I need some motivation, all of my friends drink too much. Thinking of getting laid again isn't enough either.

tl;dr --> Day 8 --> Did not masturbate.

Day 9 - Wednesday - 1/9/08

Today was just another day at the office. There was quite a few good looking ladies out by the pool at work today, looking delicious and about the age I like my ladies (undecernable).

I need to get a laptop, I'm seriously tired of sitting in my bedroom to post on this site, or surf the net in general for that matter. This would be alot more productive at a bookstore or a coffee shop. I can always get a new desktop when I move out if I want it for gaming, but that's all I would need a PC for anyway.

tl;dr --> Day 9 --> Did not masturbate.

Days 10-13 - Thursday-Sunday - 1/10/08-1/13/08

I've been working and getting drunk a lot. We tried absinthe on Friday night and it was a bit over rated in my opinion. Drinking until 7 am made Saturday a bitch at work, we were all pretty miserable. Hopefully we can hire one semi-decent-looking-chick-that-isn't-fucking-married, these fat bitches are getting really annoying.

Otherwise, no real urges on the skin flute front. I downloaded that Kim Kardashian & Ray-J pr0n just to see if she was good in bed or not, but some type of file extraction error occured and I couldn't watch it, so I downloaded a few other regular movies instead. I might watch those and give some updates about each in the proper forum.

tl;dr --> Days 10-13 --> Did not masturbate.

Days 14-21 - Monday-Monday - 1/14/08-1/21/08

Work has been slow lately, but I can't help but think about trying to get some every time I see a semi-attractive body in a bikini at this point.

I still have not broken down. This may be the longest stretch that I have gone before.

tl;dr --> Days 14-21 --> Did not masturbate.

Days 22-30 - Tuesday-Wednesday - 1/22/08-1/30/08

GOt a DUI after the last blog, and I haven't drank. I have now not really had any desire to rub one out. I do want to fight or fuck anything that walks by me though. Otherwise, everything seems to be okay.

Starting soon I will be forced into mandatory bike riding to work, so I will probably start to actually work out again. Unfortunately I'm not sure how I am going to get to play hockey as much, I'll just have to go on my days off of work.

About days off of work though... I think I am going to try to do my probation when the time comes for that, at the hospital where I volunteered in high school. I then think over the summer/fall that I will try to get a 2nd job there part time, and possibly full time and get the hospital to pay for me to go to college. I have been doing alot of research lately on some career fields in medicine that would interest me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.

tl;dr --> Days 22-30 --> Did not masturbate.

Days 31-57 - Thursday 1/23/08-2/25/08

This has become less of a blog about my lack of penile stimulation, but one more posted for the people who care about the lack of it.

Everything was going fine up until the 24th of February, when I finally had a wet dream. Unlike usual wet dreams about having some raunchy sex with some broad that I probably wouldn't be able to sleep with, this one was about masturbating. I actually had a dream about masturbating to pr0n, and I came. Not once, but twice in the dream.

I woke up with sticky sheets for the first time in almost 3 years. It was also at least 6 weeks past due from expectations for normal non-manual-stimulation, dream related expulsion.

I am quite disappointed in this, as I had been trying effortlessly to stay drunk to prevent this. However, I have still yet to masturbate, despite the daily urges.

tl;dr --> Days 31-57 --> Did not masturbate.