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day off, dont know what to do
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just bought some tequila and cuban rum, tasting will start at evening
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breakfast
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shower/cleanup
interview @3
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it was a hot summer day and i was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. my abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. once i was done with my daily 32 hour workout i called one of the bitches i know, jessica. she is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel.
so i got into my lamborghini gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an italian import with special engine system). i got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, i hit about 600 mph and i could hear the sonic boom as i broke the sound barrier. as i was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. so be it. i came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. these ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know.
so she gets out of the house and walks up to my bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. i could tell she was staring at it because when i looked at her i noticed she was looking at my dick. booya. flash forward to like 10 minutes later. my 30 inch dick was going inside her vagina, hitting them walls. i’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as i’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. she looks me in the eyes and says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. i blow my load so hard she fell off my dick. there had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. people say i cum like a pornstar, i wouldn’t disagree with them.
i throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then i do a triple backflip into my maserati and drive home.
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wheat toast, strawberry jam
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some alcohol is needed quickly
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So far today -
'Slight scapin
'Slight d3
'poopin
'Phone call from wifey
'took care of pet rats
'sittin on couch clearly sure what next. Kid is still asleep, so no playing outdoors with him. Need to move the patio furniture back outside at some point.
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The names tunk.
medical doctor.
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this is crazy, call me maybe
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have clearly pooped a gn8 in a while
alright, bye
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a