She was pretty cute, spent a few minutes talking to her about politics, then realized she was wearing these and started laughing, and I had trouble explaining to her what was so funny. I told her that I guy I know wore the same thing and it kinda killed the conversation.

Question is, what the hell am I supposed to do in situations like this?

not laugh or have a real good backup story to tell in case you suddenly burst out laughing.
guess she was emo so talk to her about wrist slitting that should get you back on track

Keep laughing. Tell her you think that her glasses are hideous and compliment her later on something else to cover up for the neg.

The glasses don't look bad on a woman

That is not the point, you don't have to believe what you are telling her. I personally find those type of glasses on a girl to sexy. The point is to make her feelings change, and it doesn't matter if she gets mad, cries, gets happy.

so really the moral of this story is that you thought about me well trying to hit on a girl
I find it cute that your thoughts raced to me.

<3 much lub nicky poo

*while

Keep drinking until all you can think about is fucking her.

*Stevey

There are other girls I would rather fuck

tell her you love the cock

I've done that in the past to get girls that I don't like to stop bothering me.

I bet it turned them on even more.

Nah, I spent about ten minutes once to convince a black bitch (black supremacist + idiotic feminist) that I was gay so she would stop bothering me, she hasn't talked to me since then. Mission accomplished.