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#115445 | Thu - Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29
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Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal? Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
    When in doubt, pull it out!

This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol. It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks. Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you? Sure you have, we all have. Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
    Jacuzzi

Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone! Happy Thanksgiving!
 
#115481 | Thu - Nov 22 2007 - 13:12:14
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I may have to use the "jacuzzi", sounds promising.
 
#120535 | Mon - Dec 3 2007 - 15:29:56
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Water sex sucks imo.

Vagina tries to push the water out, making things difficult.
Unless you lube underwater I guess...
 
#120719 | Mon - Dec 3 2007 - 19:49:01
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Quote (Username @ Dec 3 2007 - 16:29:56)
Water sex sucks imo.

Vagina tries to push the water out, making things difficult.
Unless you lube underwater I guess...

Use a water-resistant lubricant.

Keep the tub clean though.
 
#120791 | Mon - Dec 3 2007 - 20:52:12
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Quote (Username @ Dec 3 2007 - 15:29:56)
Water sex sucks imo.

Vagina tries to push the water out, making things difficult.
Unless you lube underwater I guess...

You don't need to have sex in the jaccuzi retard. It merely makes things playful, the clothing is already off, and you have easy access to touching her.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Mon - Dec 3 2007 - 20:52:22
 
#124304 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 12:53:10
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sex in water is horrible for long term fucking..get out dry off and use a horizonal surface
 
#161803 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 12:55:33
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Does this work without the jaccuzi part?

If so..

special tricks to take their mind off the jaccuzi while heading back so the bitch doesn't ask about it when you get there and you have to make up excuses?
 
#161990 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 20:10:57
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Quote (Methed @ Jan 26 2008 - 12:55:33)
Does this work without the jaccuzi part?

If so..

special tricks to take their mind off the jaccuzi while heading back so the bitch doesn't ask about it when you get there and you have to make up excuses?

Telling her that you have cocaine in place of a jacuzzi is a legitimate switch.
 
#165125 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 11:25:16
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Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal? Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol. It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks. Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you? Sure you have, we all have. Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone! Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house
 
#165173 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55
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Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.
 
#165995 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner
 
#165997 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 11:31:58
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Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner

I have a weight loss plan you can try.
 
#166001 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 11:43:01
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Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:31:58)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner

I have a weight loss plan you can try.

AIDS makes you lose weight pretty quickly, but im all set with it. nn hpv either
 
#166005 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 11:45:10
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Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:43:01)
Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:31:58)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner

I have a weight loss plan you can try.

AIDS makes you lose weight pretty quickly, but im all set with it. nn hpv either

Don't have either, no worries.
 
#166234 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 14:58:35
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Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:45:10)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:43:01)
Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:31:58)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner

I have a weight loss plan you can try.

AIDS makes you lose weight pretty quickly, but im all set with it. nn hpv either

Don't have either, no worries.

nn 2'' [dik]
 
#166251 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 15:22:10
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Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 14:58:35)
Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:45:10)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:43:01)
Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:31:58)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner

I have a weight loss plan you can try.

AIDS makes you lose weight pretty quickly, but im all set with it. nn hpv either

Don't have either, no worries.

nn 2'' [dik]

k
 
#166431 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 18:33:08
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Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 14:58:35)
Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:45:10)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:43:01)
Quote (Duped @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:31:58)
Quote (Bobo @ Feb 1 2008 - 11:30:36)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 31 2008 - 13:26:55)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 12:25:16)
Quote (MoS. @ Nov 22 2007 - 09:54:29)
Ever been at a point where things are going well with a girl, and you just can't seem to seal the deal?  Then this Thansgiving Tip is for you!
<ul class="plist">When in doubt, pull it out!
[/LIST]
This is usually going to work for you, especially under the influence of alcohol.  It may back fire, and she might laugh at your little stubby, but no loss, you weren't looking for a relationship anyway.

This next tip falls into the "Props" category of tricks.  Ever been at the bar, and it's getting late and you see ladies leaving with the douche bag losers around you?  Sure you have, we all have.  Here's a foolproof trick to get her back to your place.
<ul class="plist">Jacuzzi
[/LIST]
Enough said with that one.

Enjoy your triptophan overdoses today everyone!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Have one at my house

If you had cocaine you would be thinner.

If I had more sex i'd be thinner

I have a weight loss plan you can try.

AIDS makes you lose weight pretty quickly, but im all set with it. nn hpv either

Don't have either, no worries.

nn 2'' [dik]

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#166597 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 21:56:22
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