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horrible arams with pinball and his friends

the entire game running away, then one by one they decide to go back in and die

>start a competitively matched aram

>2 allies are just leaving fountain, other 3 decide to camp in the bushes (every single game), enemy team charges in to 5v3.

those 3 people blow all their summoners to escape with 20% health, congratulations, you can now never go past your turret and the game is over

another 4 game losing streak for first win

and another skarner roll

what makes sense to do at this point? all in the enemy, try to kill 1 or 2 people without more than your 3 low teammates dieing, then respawn back at full strength while only being down a few kills/ a level

what do teams do? try to hang around still alive half way between the 1st and 2nd towers, completely out of range of all of the fighting, until the rest of your team gets poked down to 20% trying to defend the tower, lose the tower, get aced, and gz, the enemy is level 6 and you are 4 and down a tower in 4 minutes

we need to all name change to lower case names with ofc at the end

then have ranked teams with OFC as the short tag

OFC gull ofc
OFC poop ofc

same

donate me the riot points or ogdc

youre the top dog money maker

you don8

i make approx half of what you start at

due to poor life choices

fml

if its going to take your teammates 4 seconds to get into range of enemies you are about to attack, plus reaction and decision time after seeing you randomly decide to charge in, and you are going to live for 3 seconds after engaging the enemy, i dont think what you are about to do counts as "tanking"

ill buy you shit when im 59 1/2

ill be dead

I HIT ALL 5 OF THE ENEMIES WITH MY AMUMU ULT AND NOBODY CAME TO HELP ME

note to self, need to play ranked before thursday so i dont get 28 day demotion during my promo series

did they give you an update or what

no, i checked the date of my last post in this thread that i mentioned i was up for promotion, which im still up for with 0 games played

u duo queue ranked tomorrow?

yeah maybe a gaem

more arams, more people buying 4 offensive items + boots, then having 17 deaths

wtf 500 ap nidalee spears kill me in 2 hits, its not because i have 70 magic resist and 1800 health, its because nidalee is so op

played the one game where the other team had a nidalee and it actually hurt them

we had mundo, sivir, soraka and 2 other champs that had shields or regens that made spears useless

aram record going back up

same

gaemz?

was 59-41, now 4 losses in a row, good news is i have first win of the day available again

shit aram champions all day, every game is 4 melee vs 4 range

next game rolled udyr
rerolled rengar

oh am i getting sick of arams

oh and obligatory enemy team has blitzcrank, katarina and yorick

next game

fiora
shen
lee sin
brand
rammus

won against fiddle/eve/maokai/ashe/leblanc, gz

2-6 record today is a lot better than 0-5

got booted out of my promotion series for inactivity, even though i played a game a few days ago, i guess after 30 some days it just ends no matter what

i wonder if that one promotional game i played was enough to count against inactivity in general

won a game, now back at 100 LP, but not up for promotion

update, i guess i was still in my promotion the whole time. the duo queue with gull was a loss, but the next 2 wins capped the best of 3

i think riven might be one of the best champs to play if you are really skilled and trying to climb elo. the guy i was playing against was damn good at using her, dodging my chogath skills despite having to be in melee range to hit me

if i didnt have teleport/build full armor, i would have most definitely lost my lane. fortunately talon was doing so well, the lane phase didnt last very long

queued an aram

im trundle

enemy team has katarina and master yi

business as usual

next game im tryndamere

against singed karthus jarvan blitzcrank orianna

boy do i like 100 move speed

61-50

cooooooooooooooooooool

im gonna play twitch, buy straight ad, then go invisible and walk into their team so i can jump out and kill their one champion in the back who is low health

wtf, theres a singed and blitzcrank and jarvan on top of me now

losing every aram ever

2 5 mans with pinballs crew
2 demolition 13 minute wins

Throw more crows
more crows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YreQiDWySQ (Britney Spears parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egkmEDWrmE (Ke$ha parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uak19ra0OWQ (Lonely Island parody)