196

bump
i think bottom lane will be decided by level 3

we won bot
top was even (zed went top, dumb missed opportunity to eat lux)
mid kinda lost

game was even, we had a huge advantage but couldnt capitalize because darius just wanted to split push super hero mode, and aatrox was wolfs and wraiths all game

we should have won, darius completely threw the final fight to end the game (they had baron buff, werent able to push into our 2nd tower) darius decides to walk towards them half a screen while being hit by all kinds of shit, hes at 40% hp before the fight starts, everyone else is still just outside tower, so 3 of us die, darius runs away then eventually dies trying to defend the inhib tower 1v4 (because 40 minutes into a game, inhib tower will keep you safe)

and they kill 4 towers/inhib/nexus before people respawn from the retarded initiate fight

-20 LP for loss, so my matchmaking is now definitely @ low gold league

zed (me)
malph jung (dont like)
yasuo
sivir
leona

vs

lux (first pick)
eve
wukong
renekton
twitch

their team looks like shit, should be easy unless wukong and renekton get huge fast for stupid reasons

hopefully lux is mid instead of eve, but their team is not meta at all

yasuo and malphite are duo queue
mid was a stalemate
their jungle camped bottom and ganked them repeatedly
our jungle had to camp top because yasuo couldnt even remotely start to handle renekton, (again, malphite has 0 gank skills, obviously they arent going to get a gank kill, good picks)

lose

side note, its nearly impossible to kill eve in a shitstorm teamfight as zed. the fact that she appears from invisibility, and gains her ult shield instantly, even if i dropped a full zed combo+ignite on her, the shield ended and shes still 60% health

we had way too many melee, shitpicks

when sivir is the longest range champion on your team, somethings wrong

13/20

thats a shit record

My record is currently worse

13/3/3 Katharina (me) vs Malz mid

Enemy Jayce FBs our Renekton top, Renekton immediately rage quits

Our ADC and jungle play mediocre and our support was terrible

Chalk up another loss

I can't carry no matter how hard I try

Got some more Honorable Opponents

what league are you in, and lol malzahar losing to katarina

what i really dont like is how team select goes for me, since i dont call out solo lanes if im the 3rd/4th/5th pick
i guess i need to start picking a carry support when im first/second pick, and hope my teammates will choose a good team to play the enemies picks
and calling out solo lane whenst im 4th/5th and hoping it doesnt piss off the team/someone else autolocking

riot plis fix

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board....php?p=45915158

used f1 to control my hero for over 10 years, legacy gamer nerd

is this fixed yet?

i want to play some games tonight

looks like they added a new hotkey called "center camera on self" which does the same feature as select self did, donno

gonna play ranked

lucian
khasix
diana
leona
renekton (me, we have too much melee, but the only ranged i can top as vs riven is teemo, and dont want to do that vs their team)

vs

aatrox
riven
leblanc
ashe
thresh

dont like having to play renekton vs riven, will get snowballed by a top dog riven

lose

it was a good riven, i was 2/4 to her, had to tell my jungler not to come top because he was just going to get instakilled, but he kept trying
leblanc took a shit on middle + lucian (who kept crying he gets killed in 1 combo, whilst buying more damage items all game)
aatrox somehow had 12 kills, i guess from ganking bottom, not sure

enemy adc was shitty, but we were shittier

leona kept talking about how good the enemy teamwork was because they came to help when our guys chased the enemies into their jungle with 2 enemy mia from map
then when no one showed up to contest dragon with the other team who were all there, we somehow had zero teamwork, etc

someone tell me how to lane vs an aggressive riven who starts dorans blade
you cant go into the minion waves near her (melee champ), because she will straight up murder you with jump/autoattack level 1
you cant play passive really without her getting level 2 way before you, then zoning you out of minion waves until the end of time

my only idea is play entirely passive and wait for a level 2 jungler gank, but your jungler will be 50-75% health and she will be level 3 and probably first blood your jungler before you kill her

eve jung
fizz
darius instalock
annie (me)
ashe

our team is shit

vs

syndra
hecarim
graves
shen
sona

annie vs sona support is basically afk and watch us lose our tower

we actually did ok, until hecarim started showing up

mid was 1/6, as fizz, against syndra (isnt syndra the exact type of character that fizz is specifically designed to beat?), and at 24 minutes was level 9 with 72 CS

darius was solo farming top all game, accomplished nothing laning vs shen

was a shit game, shit loss

13/22

i think im going to get demoted, this has been really bad

support xinzhao (oh jesus god why)
kennen
jungle trundle (me)
jayce
vayne

vs

lux
blitzcrank
lee sin
teemo
kogmaw

longest range champ is vayne, woohoo
i hate our team, but i dont hate it against the other team/matchup

This post has been edited by randomtask on Thu - Mar 20 2014 - 20:10:14

why would you pick an item-dependant melee champion with zero inherant support skills to play as support, i dont even know

xinzhao and vayne go combined 1/14

13 wins/23 loss


This post has been edited by randomtask on Thu - Mar 20 2014 - 21:01:06

absolutely sucks for mid kennen, was in promotion and was 8/2, and jayce was doing well top vs teemo (mostly farming, we got first blood level 2 though)

enemy ad kogmaw had 6 item build at level 15

This post has been edited by randomtask on Thu - Mar 20 2014 - 21:01:18

2 wins 12 losses in last few days

7 or 8 game ranked losing streak

i am jungle

our adc suddenly quits at level 5

our mid shitalee leaves at level 7 after feeding zed 3 kills

gg 8 minute game

who are you playing against riven?

enemy mid yasuo

we first pick gragas

loss inc

our last pick dodges, thank the heavens

lucian / pantheon jung / blitz / leblanc / darius top

vs

jinx / vi / alistar / gragas / olaf (me) top

anyone, tell me a champ

loss

34-52

you are the fucking WORST

Vi, Gragas, and Jinx were racing to 10 deaths

You can't pick Gragas into Yasuo

I was smashing top but had zero help all game

Waste of time

Been a long time since I've had such a horrible string of games

this is probably my worst ever, in any game

NEED A MELEE UPDATE

talon
mundo jung
caitlyn
garen
fiddlestix support (me)

vs

nautilus
nasus
fizz
vi
sivir

both teams all melee, this is stupid, so i picked fiddle

lost bottom, big surprise
mid said "lol did he pick fizz to try to counter me? lol" in champ select, then got 0/3'd in lane
mundo died trying to gank jungle 3 times, enemy fizz 8/0
garen and nasus stalemate top

13 win 24 loss, im playing low silver people now

if we could have gotten to 15 minutes without feeding them 15 kills, i think we would have won that game

caitlyn
mid annie (assures us that ahri will be easy)
xinzhao jung
jayce
lux support (me, nearly babbys first)

vs

jarvan
ahri
sivir
wukong jung
leona

all lanes lose
13/24
im getting really buttranch

6 game losing streak
2/13 last 15 games

syndra
tryndamere
lucian
jung udyr (me)
leona

vs

karma
kassadin (why no ban, donno)
volibear
jax
draven

no opinion on these teams really

I am also very buttranch

I log on once a day to lose a ranked game for my shot at IP bonus

trynd won top, was only one who could kill anyone all game
everyone else lost
13 wins 25 loss