plz comfort me

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new page, time to go on 12 game winning streak

jayce mid
leona
jinx
jarvan
kassadin top (me, i immediately regret not picking vladimir as soon as i locked in)

vs

blitz
ashe
malz
vi
mundo

WE DID IT

11 league points, this is going to take a damn long time to get my rating back up to gold





This post has been edited by randomtask on Fri - Mar 21 2014 - 14:50:28

i hardly had anything to do with that win though, playing against a mundo with teleport, especially as kassadin, means barely leaving lane at all

i guess i did keep their jungler busy (came top 3 or 4 times for failed ganks), so that maybe helped bot a little bit

ap trist
morgana
riven (me)
udyr jung
lucoian

vs

blitz
twitch
mals
vi
renekton

i should most definitely win my lane vs renekton, im really bad if i dont

there is no such thing

didnt win lane, should have
won game though, ap trist was pretty good
need more riven practice, need lots of riven practice, and i still forget to use active items all the time

blitzcrank
miss fortune
malz (me)
nasus (bad pick, enemy top is teemo, who picked first)
master yi jung

vs

sivir
wukong
teemo
thresh
lux

should be able to do well in this game as malzahar, im not sure how the matchup vs lux will be

mid match was a stalemate, we mostly just farmed because we would each have to overextend to harass each other
yi was shit as a jungler, he came in lane top/mid, just to alpha strike the minion wave and then go back into jung, multiple times
bottom did ok, they had master yi down there trying to snipe kills a lot, so they eventually won lane
top lane was just nasus farming for 30 minutes and teemo doing nothing

we won, just because yi got items from constantly jungling and sniping kills off of skirmishes

will you go back to 0 LP if you lose even once?

probably, the people im being matchmade with now are silver 4/silver 3 primarily

the shitty thing now is, even if i get back to .500, it may still be matching me with mid silver players instead of the people i was playing before this crazy losing spree

of course the system is working as intended, to prevent me from leagueing up to gold 4 by beating silver 3 players

but if you placed silver 1 instead of gold 5 youd be silver 3 now

not likely, as i havent been demoted to silver yet
when you are early in your rating (few games played) the system gives you a larger variance of people you play, to get a broad sense of where you belong, then it determines with more accuracy where to keep you once your rating sticks around .500

if you lose 10 matches in a row, you can go from gold to bronze very fast if those are your first 10 matches after placing
if youve played 200 matches already, and you lose 10 in a row, your rating wont fall nearly as far, because its established you should be playing people in gold

khasix jung
vlad top (me)
sivir
zed
leona

vs

caitlyn
olaf
malz
lee sin
annie

i like our team over theirs, even though we lack cc
just enough survivability to survive some hard initiate is all we need

40 minute SHITFEST game that should have been over at 25 minutes

we didnt have a single 5v5 until 40 minutes in, when we could have aced them over and over and over
zed and khasix kept doing retarded shit by themselves, and making fun of each other for the stupid shit each other did, when both were doing the exact same thing
sivir wanted to do nothing but snipe kills literally the whole game
leona wanted to baron the entire game, for no reason other than there were 5 of us all in the relative vincinity of the top left of the map

i would have deleted system32 if we had lost, which we came way too close to doing

first pick mundo (god damnit)
kassadin (me, dont know why, dont really care after first pick mundo, surrendering now)
graves
ziggs (double ap i guess, idk)
taric

vs

vayne
morgana
nidalee
renekton
fiddlesticks

what a shit team, this sucks

prediction, ziggs loses lane after an enemy jungle gank, and mundo cant do anything
therefore ziggs does no damage, no one does any damage, we defend for 35 minutes then lose

obligatory ziggs "i hate jungle fiddle" before game starts, so hes definitely going to die level 2

im gonna kassadin vs renekton top, thats just boring and stupid

2 ap was retarded, game was retarded, as expected
lose, -22 LP

ping is back to spiking from 140 to 400 randomly again, as of 2 games ago
need to pay more money for internet

Visuals : Kassadin's particles have been updated!
Attack Range : 125 ⇒ 150
Passive - Void Stone
newUtility : Kassadin now additionally ignores unit collision
Attack Speed Bonus : Bonus attack speed per magic damage reduced ⇒ No longer grants attack speed
Q - Null Sphere
newUtility : Now additionally grants Kassadin a shield for 1.5 seconds that absorbs 40/70/100/130/160 (+0.3 Ability Power) magic damage
newUtility : Silences the target ⇒ No longer silences, instead it interrupts channel spells
Damage : 80/110/140/170/200 (+0.7 ability power) ⇒ 80/105/130/155/180 (+0.7 ability power)
newW - Nether Blade
Passive : Kassadin's basic attacks draw energy from the void, dealing 20 (+0.1 ability power) bonus magic damage.
Active : Kassadin charges his Nether Blade, causing his next basic attack to deal 40/65/90/115/140 (+0.6 ability power) bonus magic damage and restore 4/5/6/7/8% of his missing mana (increases to 20/25/30/35/40% against champions).
Cooldown : 6 seconds
Mana Cost : No cost
Utility : Resets Kassadin's basic attack timer on activation
E - Force Pulse
Damage : 80/120/160/200/240 (+0.7 ability power) ⇒ 80/105/130/155/180 (+0.7 ability power)
R - Riftwalk
newDamage : 80/100/120 (+0.8 ability power) ⇒ 80/100/120 (+2% maximum mana)
newStacking Damage : 50/55/60 (+0.1 ability power) per stack ⇒ 40/50/60 (+1% maximum mana) per stack
newRiftwalk Stacks : Costs +100 mana per stack ⇒ Now doubles its mana cost per stack
newUtility : Refunds mana on hitting enemy champions ⇒ No longer refunds mana on hitting enemy champions
Cooldown : 7/6/5 seconds ⇒ 7/5/3 seconds
Mana Cost : 100 ⇒ 75
Maximum Stacks : 10 ⇒ 4
Stack Duration : 8 seconds ⇒ 12 seconds

lee sin
ezreal
jayce (more melee plz)
jungle hecarim (me, no idea what to pick after 2 melee solo lanes)
zyra

vs

varus
leblanc
wukong
malphite
annie

win, not really anything special, mid jayce was very good vs leblanc, bottom won
enemy varus ragequit after going 1/5
+13

i wonder if jayce is a champ i would like

you cannot be demoted leagues except by elo decay for inactivity

now you can

it changed this season
if you get elo jobbed and are a bronze player
you will end up back in bronze not by inactivity

oh, neat
well whatever, im the best

top gold

its strange you mention that, because i also happen to be the best

in fact, im actually the best

yet im better than you're

truley

I really know shit about this game, but I know Mikey is platinum.

Is that any good?

Your 10 year old is better at games than we are

my support doesn't connect until enemy laners are level 3 and i am still 1

mid goes 0/4

top goes 2/8 on talon (first picks this champion before any enemies have been selected)

i knew we lost from the pick & ban stage

i hate this game so fucking much

next game, even better

our last pick mid picks leblanc to lane against morgana

feeds, as predicted

my support thresh dies to caitlyn and fiddlesticks at level 1 like the worlds biggest retard, immediately losing us the lane before we start

our mundo wins his lane against teemo, which is worthless, since our WW tries to counter gank sejuani all game and feeds away kills, while their bottom lane is pushed up to the tower

i end up like, 2/1/5 with 170 cs in 25 minutes, can't do anything with such terribads

i just dont understand how this string of games has been possible

mundo might be the most worthless champion in this current state of the game

MUNDO IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST PICKS IN PROFESSIONAL LOL RIGHT NOW IDIOT

seriously, that's not even trolling, watch the LCS streams

he can farm all game, he's unkillable, he can split push all game and if you dont send multiple people you can't stop him, enemies have to use healing reduction summoner's or itemize for it, he's a fucking tank that you can't escape if he can land his cleavers, th row more cleavers, throw more cleavers, throwlskadfjals

This post has been edited by MoS. on Sat - Mar 22 2014 - 19:00:08

is that why people pick him and suck
even if they get 4 kills in the first 10 minutes, all that happens is they buy a sunfire cape and can run around a while longer before dieing
no kind of capitalizing on the advantage at all like nearly all champions would do

pretty sure i would take renekton over mundo 98% of the time

and if its someone else playing that champ, 100% of the time

you arent playing with people who know how to do those things

hence why you nor i is a pro

but the champion himself isn't "trash tier"

as far as im concerned, hes a shit champion
maybe because people are only picking him because they see him do well in professional matches, and have no personal experience with mundo

and the only time anyone ever "split pushes" is when its darius top who gets an early tower, then continually fights 1v2's the enemy sends his way (gets 1 kill then dies to the other, ofc), then refuses to leave lane and doesnt communicate with team whatsoever

or, when someone will leave the team to go defend a lane thats pushed way farther, then the remaining 3 or 4 team members will get into a fight (usually by initiating on one of the enemies bruisers because they think hes out of position, when really hes coming into them to initiate in the first place)