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pubstomping people in public matchmaking with keith

babbys first tusk game, hes pretty strong for a utility fighter

randomed alchemist, an absolute topdog and one of my favorites
someone on team instant abandons so game doesnt count

next game i randomed veno and have to support, lane partner was the worst tiny ever
another case of me nearly getting a double kill first blood by myself while lane partner completely ignores the fight
he bought a quelling blade and complained that he didnt have high enough base mana to cast 2 spells at once, tiny is one of the easiest heros there is to last hit with, quelling blade might be the biggest waste of money there is
how about you buy a mantle or branches and get 2 kills at level 1 and snowball into supercarry like tiny is supposed to
i told him i was getting a fast ring of basilius to help our mana regen, he said thanks and then didnt cast a spell until level 4, good mana regen

at least i won 2 games earlier today after finishing 3 losses yesterday, would have dropped below 3k which i dont want to do

This post has been edited by randomtask on Mon - Jul 28 2014 - 23:18:32

spanish language battlefury riki
he singlehandedly lost the game

2 wins 2 losses
1 should have been a win
elo still right at 3k

yo

went to ti4, met/drank with tons of players. got pics with my favorites

im 4.3k solo, feel free to add me i could give you some tips or whatever

steamcommunity name is robotnig

tired of the 0-2 early game leaver

thats awesome. how long were you in seattle?

5 nights

im on a 12 game winning streak, back up to 4500 nice

saw a crazy game on ppd's stream, can you look up someone steam to watch replays of their games? because its definitely worth watching

i can get u free NEL ( the inhouse league ppd plays in) spectator tickets if u want fucking add me on steam already

look up the game on his dotabuff then find the game ID from dotabuff and look it up in recent games in client

playing some games tonight
skill is improving, still randoming in allpick
if i can raise elo while randoming im improving for sure

was 4-1, then 2 unwinnable games

next game starts with one spanish guy on my teammate bitching at the 2 other spanish guys on my team about them being from some other non-useast server country. they say they come to useast because they got bad teammates in their last game

fast forward 10 minutes, purple is now intentionally feeding and spamming shit like u mad bro over his mic, first time i had to mute someone on dota, even more retarded is he has a duo queue partner who is still playing and playing well and bitching at him

we kept winning teamfights 4v6 for another 15 minutes and eventually lost when they caught us 5v2 then 5v1, 5v1, etc and took racks

dropped under 3k thanks to this shit, and some shit from yesterday

was another game with an obligatory "im jung", when theres obvious free kills in either side lane he could be getting, and empty lanes that arent being farmed by anyone, while 2 people jungle

no one understands that the jungle is meant for additional farm when your team is farming all lanes already
pretty sure its all because of league of legends

yea, jungle isnt the lol jungle. not at all.

also, 0-20 is stupid. you cant actually die 20 times in a 37 min game without trying to die as fast as possible.

anal fuck

see: second sentence of that post
he was absolutely trying to die as fast as possible, but he wasnt even good at that

some more good games on this stream
but i wish he talked more to stream during games

some team selections are so bad
leshrac, io, and warlock on same team
its not even remotely possible to win when people pick this shit

oh god do i have a story to tell about the game that followed this

i randomed immediately at game start and got templar assassin, a solo mid carry
this other guy is asking if he can mid, i say that i can go safelane carry if he must mid, he picks queen of pain
someone on team picks legion commander, a safelane carry
40 seconds go by
second-last player picks pudge, a mid carry
last player picks ember spirit, a mid carry

we have 4 mids and a safelaner

i spent probably 2 full minutes before buying my items, after minions spawned, because i was just befuddled
queen of pain takes up support role and says he will buy mek
leaves me to also pick up support role, i went straight into orchid

ember spirit said nothing all picking phase, but then randomly starts talking an insane amount of shit to the team for picking bad picks like ta, he also dies twice in 2 min 30 seconds in 1v1 lane with enemy kunka, team mutes him except pudge

legion commander didnt say a word or appear to comprehend anything anyone was trying to say to him for the whole game, he solod roshan 3 times while teamfights were happening at the exact same time (completely by himself, for no reason or without any warning, while nearly dieing all 3 times), he solo roamed shadowblade dueling people the entire game

we somehow win the game on pudges excellent early game to early-midgame with support from me and qop ganking their jungle and shit, legion commander farms bottom lane solo pretty much the whole first 25 min, same with ember spirit farming top (except dieing to kunka every once in a while)

eventually (40 minutes in) ember and lc are so fed with items that even braindead play gets us kills

it was the sloppiest most idiotic game of dota ive ever seen, but we won

pudge also would not shut up talking about how ember spirit was talking so much shit and was toxic and spamming
like you are the only one in the game that can hear him, why are you trying to tell the other 8 people about him is beyond me, even after we tell him to shut up and that we dont care, repeatedly, hes telling the other team too

although i should actually be happy about that game, it was effectively 3v4-5 and the teamwork between pudge, qop and me was great enough to keep us in the game with fights in their jungle constantly taking all their attention

bloodseeker pickers who buy force staff, another really shitty player cliche

spend 2250 gold so that you can force people you ult to move a little bit and take 120/240/360 damage per level of ult
that sounds so gold efficient, bonus points if its your only item 25 minutes in

Baiti, Nauru
Nauru, officially the Republic of Nauru and formerly known as Pleasant Island, is an island country in Micronesia in the South Pacific.

location of earthshaker on my team who just left 15 minutes into a game we were winning and never came back
we would have won 4v5 except enemy had a faceless void, who wasnt even good, but that hero is broken

useast server amirite

second time tonight i was silencer, once picked then once randomed
both times had to go support because team sucks at picking
both times was top dog

god damnit
jungle legion commander
has 0 duel wins entire 32 minute game
is talking shit about his bad teammates

http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/2d4...he_tank_engine/

LOL

queued at 6am on useast server, this is one of the most non-useast games ive ever seen
everyone picked carries and solo'd, all the time, every fight was just a mess of people running around the jungle soloing each other
it was one of those games where you know you are in the lead, but still have a bigger chance to lose than win
i dont think anyone on either team spoke english

0-19 wraith king on my team
35 minutes in and has one item + power treads
"guys, where should i ward? guys?"

god damn it, you have to try to die every 2 minutes

gonna gain some elos tonight

been watching 1437's stream, pretty good

really cool offlane invoker game, close game ended up losing to a 2x diving rapier medusa after taking rax advantage

i watched his nyx assassin game, p sure they were going to lose so went to bed

the item builds of everyone with portugese shit in their names
lol

update, 3158

bump

might play a few tonight, probably not

how is sneyking a professional player
he is nonstop rage, talks shit to teammates when they die, even in premade games
dude is annoying as shit

sneykings the worst player on navi.us for sure
he has niche talents but is overall scumbaggy/shitty

ur games make me want to vomit... blade mail antimage? orchid ta?

lol. why do you think im posting them
that ta game was way beyond anything i had seen before in this game

won 2 games before work, both should have been easy wins but we dragged them out and gave enemies tons of chances for comebacks which is typical

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