Joined a guild.

They are bad.

12/14 Normal

Hoping 2-3 more weeks to soak up loot and abandon ship.

Raid started 45 minutes late tonight. 2 Siegecrafter pulls in the first 90 minutes.

3 Paragon Progression Pulls (1st time for everyone) in last hour. It's obvious nobody has a clue.

I'm doing more DPS than all 3 of our Warlocks in 547 iLvl and they are all higher than I am. Hell, my 527 Warlock could probably beat 2 of them on most fights.

This makes me realize:

1). How much WoW sucks when you out skill your guild
2). How much fun raiding CAN be.
3). I don't want to have to invest the time requires to be in a good guild.
4). Fuck

yea

dots

>join 12/14 normal guild
>disappointed

Had to start somewhere.

Plans to abandon ship were underway before joining.

im a raid boss

*bauce

These retards extend a 12/14 lockout to work on normal paragons and garrosh.

All I wanted was loot and to bail out. Next week!?

Oh, Paragons took one night. Garrosh probably will stomp these bads and next week will extend.

LEL

Did a Flex with some of the mains in my guild on my Warlock. Two of the main raiding Warlocks raided with us, the two I said really sucked in OP.

They are a couple (both Warlocks), so you know they're trash already.

They both have an iLevel 555+, my Warlock is 527. They barely beat me. Obviously the longer the fight the worse it is for me.

I kept wondering why I could beat these bads on my DK. Apparently they both use laptops, without a mouse, and play from bed.

WAAAAAAAAATHEFUCK

This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - Jan 15 2014 - 11:37:43

Garrosh Progression:

7pm - First raid invites
7:30 pm - Still standing around, raid being decided, trash not being pulled

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7:33 pm - Still no trash

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7:38 pm - Still no trash, however, raid group decided, newguy Trial Warlock has moved up the depth chart with 0 raids in the guild over the 2 shitbad Couple-Warlocks who do the same DPS as my ALT

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7:52 pm - Trash is downed, Garrosh RP engaged, in before 35 minutes of "strategy discussion"

This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - Jan 15 2014 - 19:52:55

i only heal my girlfriend, the tank

obviously not applicable because warlocks, but whatever

8:05 pm - No Garrosh pulls yet

FUN FACT: Our raid uses 3 tanks on almost every fight, WAT (oh wait, guild GM is now offspecing DPS with like iLevel 514 Fury)

8:08 pm - 1st pull
8:09 pm - 1st wipe (ranged doesn't know what to do)
8:14 pm - 2nd wipe (PURPLE SHIT DROPPED ON TANK, WTF ranged)

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8:22 pm - 8 minutes of strategy discussion (let's pull garrosh across the entire room and lose tons of DPS time on our potions, instead of tanking him on the other side where he sits)
8:27 pm - 3rd wipe (everyone eat iron star)

This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - Jan 15 2014 - 20:28:01

sounds like great fun

8:40 pm - garrosh progression, 53%, ranged looks like they MIGHT understand part of it now

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MORE STRATEGY

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8:50 pm - waiting on next pull; blah blah blah blah blah blah
8:53 pm - server crash, first in forever; bads with paperweight laptops cant reconnect quickly
9:06 pm - still have yet to pull

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This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - Jan 15 2014 - 21:07:10

9:43 pm - still have yet to pull

pulled 385 at the gym today

muscle milk

guild decided not to be full retard and did a full clear this week, 13 kills in 2 nights, working on garrosh tonight

i soaked up massive loot, now at ilevel 556, still no SoO trinkets though, which are keeping me from trashing our other dk's that have them that i beat on most fights anyway

we'll see how bad garrosh goes tonight

some guild with members from the old <downtime> on shattered hand are forming up to come back and start raiding mythic in wod, probably going to guild hop to them

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Jan 23 2014 - 18:55:23

people are so bad

my loot upgrades worked out well, smashing other dk's not even without trinkets, how are they so trash

update:

guild raided garrosh for a week, sucked dick

i raided with a 25 man on the weekend, they invited me to join and gave me a thok trinket immediately on a "trial run"

they are currently 6/14 heroic

also got invited to a 10/14 heroic but the raid times were godawful so i said nope

guild i joined should be 8/14 heroic after this week, will get more upgrades, continue to improve status after another 6 weeks

<Vigil> here I come!

is this the wow thread general now?
lol @ prepurchase for a free char @ 90!

I'm so fucking lost.

Yep.

And $60 for a boost to Level 90.

If you pay for a boost to 90 with a Level 60+, they will raise two professions to 600 (and firstaid lol)

http://imgur.com/a/3lCH5
http://imgur.com/a/gU5r6

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/134887...r-10-Man-Normal

Lol wow