top dog has arrived from his flight

i shit my pan­ts

Who the fuck is this kid?

youre a month late, im still the top dog

i also have the top parents

still the rich dog

Just cause your parents give you everything you want doesn't mean their the top.

Top Parents Here

top dog reigns superior via finance oyster harbors, being a rich dog makes yourself inferior to the real deal (me)

champ out

youre the champ of the slum dogs kid, get lost with your bottomdogosity

youre useless to us on-toppers

i made you commander in chief of the bedrock dogs (you're on the bottom of the pyramid with the hugger-muggers) im on the top of the pyramid commander in chief of the bedrock dogs, middle-of-the-road dogs, and the top dogs

you dont even know about the elite dogs, which i lead

your kind is still lower-middle class at best, but we let you think youre the shit because it doesnt affect us at all, since youre still bottom dogs

and you keep the majority bottom dogs in line

you're considered a pretty elite dog to the bottom dogs, you can feed yourself once or twice a week.

meaning in my perspective you're a "lower-middle class" dog at best.

you are assigned commander-in-chief of the elite bedrock dogs (bottom ones) putting you below middle-class corresponding to that of a human unable to support themselves.

ah, it is just as i suspected. youre too inferior to have heard of the elite class of upper dogs which in fact rule your disorderly kind.

i know it must be hard being a bottom dog.

i lied, ive always been the top dog, so i have no idea how hard it must be to be you, but i also dont care. youre a role filler, we need bottom dogs like you to keep us top dogs on top, in tip top toppery of dog status.

Still the Top Dog

Ah, very vague on which "Elite" class you are specifying, we have the elite bottom dogs (you) the elite middle-of-the-roaders, and the elite top of the pyramid dogs, of course i dont know how it feels to be an elite dog of each of these classes, im the barack obama dog, I'm on top not sure how it would feel having somebody else be the top dog, however you inferior bottom dogs overwhelmed by jealousy of the top dog attempt to lie about their social status amongst the other dogs and get rejected back into their spots harder than a cannonball rum gunball 3000.

top dog here reigning superior via top of the pyramid

you should get put to sleep

oh LOL

that explains things. youre the barack obama dog, youre the figurehead symbol dog. you actually dont have any power, but you ignorantly assume your control on everything thinking you have the power, but the elite dogs which i belong to is in fact who exerts the control on everything. youre too stupid to realize sometimes you dont even get what you want

still the top dog