i hate it when you feel a high potential poop coming on, so good you have to divide it between 2 flushes

then at the end it doesnt pinch off the way you wanted it to, and end up wiping 4x more

do you do that with toilet door opened ?

This post has been edited by corgan on Tue - Nov 20 2007 - 20:45:19

the door to the bathroom ? open ofc

i live alone and the sweet auroma makes its way into my living room and computer desk very quickly

better than having your ass explode so violently that some of the poop ended up getting on your balls

this morning rocked

wow......

better then pooping in a public stall, flushing, going to wipe and getting poopy water on your hand because you unknowingly clogged it

last week rocked

I like one that makes you shout and cringe, bleeding optional

damn i hate those. hurt so much kek.

personal favorites include the ones that are sort of soft sort of hard, come out mushy.

they end up burning your asshole like fire, even after you wipe. Napalm style

These usually follow a horrendous stomach ache

shit volcano

GARY PUTS ME ON SPEAKER PHONE WHEN I SHIT

Personally like the shit after eating cheap ass chow mein thats covered in grease. Lubes the tube nicely, and the splatter sound can bring on an shush of respected silence in a once noisy public restroom.

I pooped on the seat of a public restroom once

kek'd in real life just now

I swear I almost took a pic this morning..It may have been the fucking tripple crown of shits..floater in the first phase..phase two was a nice bowl winder..then topped off with phase three the splatter...10 wipes and a clean colon.

haha i laughed r/l hard

i really wish you would have taken a picture

My favorite poop is the type that you take in an airport and you tap the guys foot next to you...

i love it when you have some serious farting go on... but you try to let them out slow... but you just cant

i hate it when i take a shit and then go too wipe my ass and half the shit is still stuck in their and it gets all mushy

i once had a public restroom diarrhea explosion so loud i had to hold it back and do it in phases

everyone that walked in as i walked out made the worst cringe faces @ the smell

worst smelling shit ive ever taken

I have twice pooped neon green, I don't know why

stop drinking the liquid from glow sticks emo faggot

Wasn't drinking that, or Gatorade, or Mountain Dew at the time

http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=5100&f=10

I hate when I am in a unisex bathroom, such as in possibly a 7/11, dropping one of the usual pure ethanol smelling shits that a drinker like myself has, and a hot chick walks in after me.

be proud of your rank pancake beer shits m8

How can you hate that?

The look on their face of "OH MY FUCKING GOD" is priceless

never know what type of fetish they have

Because my face is like that when I'm on the toilet.

i knew i was gonna laugh at this thread just by looking at the title

hate when ur in a public toilet and you do a massive poop and the water splashs on your bum

What does Beef Wellington end up like?

My personal Favorite: The Pepper Spray.

A stomach rumble, followed by a mad dash to the bathroom, the immediate need to get your ass on the toilet before the explosion, which comes quickly and fiercely. The aftermath is generally nothing but poop-water being sprayed to all corners of the toilet, and a splash-back effect on your ass. It is generally over in under 5 seconds.

i always lay down some tp to cover the water, just in case i get the shotgun shells

haha me to..

This thread is so epic.

"When Good poops go bad."

I've never divided my poops, they stay united. If it takes more than 4 flushes to make them go down so be it.

a quote from my first ever poop thread (on another forum)

More Crap

a great poop cannot be broken up by more flushes

although having to plunge is an accomplishment, its not always fun to have poopy water splashing on you whilst trying to free the toilet pipes

KEK whilst