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#14835 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:10:20
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Lock this bitch
 
#14842 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:11:21
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he cant
 
#14845 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:12:21
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last night i fall asleep while wiping my ass on the toilet and the toilet paper hardend too all the poo on my ass and i had too bath too remove it because it was stuck.
 
#14848 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:12:50
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last night i fall asleep while wiping my ass on the toilet and the toilet paper hardend too all the poo on my ass and i had too bath too remove it because it was stuck.

wtf?
 
#14850 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:12:55
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whats sad is thats probably a true story
 
#14853 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:13:06
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Quote (Bgull @ May 15 2007 - 20:12)
last night i fall asleep while wiping my ass on the toilet and the toilet paper hardend too all the poo on my ass and i had too bath too remove it because it was stuck.

pictures next time
 
#14856 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:13:59
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whats sad is thats probably a true story

I thought it'd be his awful usage of the word 'too'
 
#14863 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:16:18
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whats sad is thats probably a true story

I thought it'd be his awful usage of the word 'too'

he had to BATH too.

 
#14864 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:17:31
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lol, i had too bath

if he would have said whilst instead of while it would been a lot more funny
 
#14865 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:18:25
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lol, i had too bath

if he would have said whilst instead of while it would been a lot more funny

If he whiped his ass with his fathers cricket bat, maybe
 
#14866 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:18:34
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okay i was lieing spencer knows the true and full story which is worse.
 
#14870 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:19:48
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okay i was lieing spencer knows the true and full story which is worse.

i told him on vent ofc
 
#14871 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:20:00
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that you cut yourself with an electric razor ?

thats like falling on a bike with training wheels
 
#14873 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:20:41
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that you cut yourself with an electric razor ?

thats like falling on a bike with training wheels

were you shaving your ass?
 
#14874 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:20:56
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that you cut yourself with an electric razor ?

thats like falling on a bike with training wheels

were you shaving your ass?

the dinlgeberries off your ass, even
 
#14883 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:24:11
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lol gross
 
#14893 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:27:06
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i shaved my pubs once and it felt prickly.
 
#14895 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:28:48
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i shaved my pubs once and it felt prickly.

I would advise never doing that again.
 
#14896 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:29:52
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i shaved my pubs once and it felt prickly.

Get yourself a pair of scissors, sir.

I'll sell you the pair I trim with vs F G
 
#14900 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:31:45
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i shaved my pubs once and it felt prickly.

Get yourself a pair of scissors, sir.

I'll sell you the pair I trim with vs F G

LOL you actually trim your pubs with sissors LOL?

But yea i have done that a few times
 
#14905 | Tue - May 15 2007 - 23:34:03
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i shaved my pubs once and it felt prickly.

Get yourself a pair of scissors, sir.

I'll sell you the pair I trim with vs F G

LOL you actually trim your pubs with sissors LOL?

But yea i have done that a few times

In America we call them pubes

I'd figure an Australian would know you drink at Pubs, though you'd probably drink the sweat off Spencer's balls if you could
 
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