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#125289 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 18:57:51
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Was @ work

took a huge shit. The way my body works is that I urinate when I'm done pooping, it's a nice signal. Well, when I was done peeing, it felt like there was still some piss in there. Then a little more dribbled out.

'Lo and behold, I looked in the bowl, and there was a nice load floating in the water, right next to my 3 feet of shit.


I kek'd, shoulda taken a pic.

Spoiler for euros who don't understand English: the "load" was not urine, or feces.
 
#125300 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 18:58:52
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kek i think everyone pisses after doing the main business

reason to masturbate? god wants us to.
 
#125303 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 18:59:31
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:57:51)
Was @ work

took a huge shit. The way my body works is that I urinate when I'm done pooping, it's a nice signal. Well, when I was done peeing, it felt like there was still some piss in there. Then a little more dribbled out.

'Lo and behold, I looked in the bowl, and there was a nice load floating in the water, right next to my 3 feet of shit.


I kek'd, shoulda taken a pic.

Should fucking see a doctor, you just shit out sperm from your fucking ass, and you don't remember it.
 
#125304 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 18:59:39
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get laid ofc
 
#125307 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:00:02
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Masturbate inside someone's vagina
 
#125308 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:00:27
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I pee jut before my shit comes out
 
#125311 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:00:41
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try takin a poop without peeing
if u can lmk u win [unit not allowed]
 
#125312 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:00:50
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 7 2007 - 17:59:39)
get laid ofc

"The more you know" star is flashing after you said that.

;)
 
#125315 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:01:05
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Quote (Mushroomz @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:00:27)
I pee jut before my shit comes out

im a huge faggot



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7_Deadly_Sins, Sgull, Jeight, Monica

Tell us how you do it. :P
 
#125317 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:01:24
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only from you spencer

did your girlfriend get a gander at it
 
#125323 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:01:57
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only from you spencer

did your girlfriend get a gander at it

i took a cell picture, im going to show her later
 
#125329 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:03:23
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 20:00:50)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 7 2007 - 17:59:39)
get laid ofc

"The more you know" star is flashing after you said that.

;)

get laid more often
 
#125333 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:04:16
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I hope you didn't flush it.

And left a nice suprise for your fellow workers when they went in there :S
 
#125345 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:05:52
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that would be a welcome surprise
 
#125347 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:06:13
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Quote (Blasphemy @ Dec 7 2007 - 20:04:16)
I hope you didn't flush it.

And left a nice suprise for your fellow workers when they went in there :S

im a huge faggot this
 
#125399 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:20:18
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disturbing that pooping gets you going like that.
 
#125453 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:33:04
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Quote (blind_chief @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:20:18)
disturbing that pooping gets you going like that.

i fucking love poop

its really weird
 
#125454 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:33:21
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gz m8
 
#125456 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:33:47
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:33:04)
Quote (blind_chief @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:20:18)
disturbing that pooping gets you going like that.

i fucking love poop

its really weird

i think you would like putting my dick up your ass.
 
#125465 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18
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I shit, piss and cum at the same time
 
#125467 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:42
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18)
I shit, piss and cum at the same time

& vomit
 
#125486 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:40:21
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Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:42)
Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18)
I shit, piss and cum at the same time

& vomit

and stop and smell the roses
 
#125489 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:41:24
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Quote (Hippie @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:40:21)
Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:42)
Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18)
I shit, piss and cum at the same time

& vomit

and stop and smell the roses

hippie dont u have a BvC?
 
#125492 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:42:32
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Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:41:24)
Quote (Hippie @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:40:21)
Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:42)
Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18)
I shit, piss and cum at the same time

& vomit

and stop and smell the roses

hippie dont u have a BvC?

no
 
#125495 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:43:26
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Quote (Hippie @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:42:32)
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Quote (Hippie @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:40:21)
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18)
I shit, piss and cum at the same time

& vomit

and stop and smell the roses

hippie dont u have a BvC?

no

liar, aka: reymundo is BvC

as in butt vs cock

homo
 
#125503 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:49:08
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he did but it poofed
 
#125504 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 19:51:18
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:49:08)
he did but it poofed

but he didnt sell it
 
#125959 | Fri - Dec 7 2007 - 22:47:29
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Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 20:43:26)
Quote (Hippie @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:42:32)
Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:41:24)
Quote (Hippie @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:40:21)
Quote (Garnier @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:42)
Quote (StQ @ Dec 7 2007 - 19:35:18)
I shit, piss and cum at the same time

& vomit

and stop and smell the roses

hippie dont u have a BvC?

no

liar, aka: reymundo is BvC

as in butt vs cock

homo

you're worse at flaming than paparick, gtfo
 
#126386 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 05:00:28
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#126463 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 09:43:53
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:59:31)
Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:57:51)
Was @ work

took a huge shit.  The way my body works is that I urinate when I'm done pooping, it's a nice signal.  Well, when I was done peeing, it felt like there was still some piss in there.  Then a little more dribbled out.

'Lo and behold, I looked in the bowl, and there was a nice load floating in the water, right next to my 3 feet of shit.


I kek'd, shoulda taken a pic.

Should fucking see a doctor, you just shit out sperm from your fucking ass, and you don't remember it.

im a huge faggot
 
#126466 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 09:45:18
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:59:31)
Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:57:51)
Was @ work

took a huge shit.  The way my body works is that I urinate when I'm done pooping, it's a nice signal.  Well, when I was done peeing, it felt like there was still some piss in there.  Then a little more dribbled out.

'Lo and behold, I looked in the bowl, and there was a nice load floating in the water, right next to my 3 feet of shit.


I kek'd, shoulda taken a pic.

Should fucking see a doctor, you just shit out sperm from your fucking ass, and you don't remember it.

im a huge faggot

nah, it was at the very front of the toilet, the only way poop gets there is if it gets caught in the hole, then breaks off and falls forwards, slashing my balls on the way.


its happened before, i should know
 
#126469 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 09:49:20
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Quote (Vogan @ Dec 8 2007 - 08:43:53)
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:57:51)
Was @ work

took a huge shit.  The way my body works is that I urinate when I'm done pooping, it's a nice signal.  Well, when I was done peeing, it felt like there was still some piss in there.  Then a little more dribbled out.

'Lo and behold, I looked in the bowl, and there was a nice load floating in the water, right next to my 3 feet of shit.


I kek'd, shoulda taken a pic.

Should fucking see a doctor, you just shit out sperm from your fucking ass, and you don't remember it.

im a huge faggot

nah, it was at the very front of the toilet, the only way poop gets there is if it gets caught in the hole, then breaks off and falls forwards, slashing my balls on the way.


its happened before, i should know

go to doctor anyway
as you describe it,it does not sound healthy to me
i'm allmost sure your prostate dont work properly
 
#126470 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 09:51:14
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you should masturbate to kill a kitten! fucken kittens....
 
#126471 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 09:51:40
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Quote (Druida @ Dec 8 2007 - 09:51:14)
you should masturbate to kill a kitten! fucken kittens....

You should fuck off already.
 
#126472 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 09:53:01
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Quote (Blasphemy @ Dec 8 2007 - 09:51:40)
Quote (Druida @ Dec 8 2007 - 09:51:14)
you should masturbate to kill a kitten! fucken kittens....

You should fuck off already.

 
#126487 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 11:09:05
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 7 2007 - 18:57:51)
Was @ work

took a huge shit.  The way my body works is that I urinate when I'm done pooping, it's a nice signal.  Well, when I was done peeing, it felt like there was still some piss in there.  Then a little more dribbled out.

'Lo and behold, I looked in the bowl, and there was a nice load floating in the water, right next to my 3 feet of shit.


I kek'd, shoulda taken a pic.

Should fucking see a doctor, you just shit out sperm from your fucking ass, and you don't remember it.

im a huge faggot

nah, it was at the very front of the toilet, the only way poop gets there is if it gets caught in the hole, then breaks off and falls forwards, slashing my balls on the way.


its happened before, i should know

go to doctor anyway
as you describe it,it does not sound healthy to me
i'm allmost sure your prostate dont work properly

I'll look into it if it becomes a big problem
 
#126550 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 11:50:55
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how does that happen
 
#126993 | Sat - Dec 8 2007 - 21:02:58
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post pic ofc or didnt happen
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