So I was this local dive bar down the road last night with a friend to shoot some pool and drink a few beers. The place is home to more of the down to earth, poorer, and bad asses type of people, far out of place for the "Suits and ties" community that is prevelant in Naples.

We sat down and met up with another few kids that we knew, one of them is in the Marines. The four of us are talking when this very large, saved bald man walks over to us and says that he was a Sergeant Major in the Army Rangers (Green Berets). He was 51 years old and he looked at most, maybe 40.

We get to talking and he takes my friend to show him a few "moves". What he showed my friend was maybe at 20% of his force, but I could tell my buddy could feel it. The shit he was showing us was not average every day bar fighting bullshit, it was lethal.

Eventually he ends up talking to the two of later in the evening more privately and says that he has a "dojo" of sorts that he trains people privately by his personal invite only. He told us both to go see him and that he would train us, and he only charges 40$ a month to "help pay the rent". He said he was well off and didn't need money. He said that he was involved in the capaign against Noriega in Panama. He also went to the first Desert Storm and I believe Somolia as well.

We bought him a drink since it was a very intriguing conversation. He said that the specific style that he's trained in and teaching is called "ahmeti ru jujitsu" (but I can't find anything on the Internet about it). He said it's the fighting that it's in the Bourne Identity, et cetera movies. Aside from other stories and shit that I won't share, I'll get on with it a bit more.

At some point some bald headed, hispanic looking guy that has brought his 16 year old daughter to this dive (bad idea) decides to start something with him over a pool table. I don't know why or how it started, but I know that the said short hispanic called the guy a pussy. The Ranger guy did not raise his voice or verbal abuse the guy, but he just put his hands up and did that "come here" motion with his hands and walked outside. I was really scared for the shorter guy at this point, and thank god he didn't go out. The cops were called for understandable reasons.

Anyway, to be honest, I'd love to do this, but the guy was fucking scary. I looked him in the eye and it was cold and heartless. I don't know what would be in store, I don't want my bones snapped and shit, but I'd love to learn some of the shit this guy knows. I have no doubt in my mind that he has killed many people. =/

This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - May 2 2007 - 13:54:56

Kill him and steal his powers

You never have anything constructive to contribute, ever.

Shut the fuck up, godamn.

I would only do this if your friend went with you for the fact you felt uncomfortable

Stop being such a fatheaded shitfuck and go do it.

Maybe you can actually stick up for yourself when those 12 year old girls you're trying to get with start slapping you and screaming rape