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BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Chicago , IL
The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today
after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and
called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.