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#148691 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 08:53:35
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:donno:

heres link if anyone can still see donor forum:
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=13997741&f=115

nn this theft
 
#148693 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 08:58:10
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Can't see m8, what is it?
 
#148697 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 09:01:05
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Quote (Blasphemy @ Jan 6 2008 - 08:58:10)
Can't see m8, what is it?

Quote (Philosopher1 @ Sun, Jan 6 2008, 08:44am)
Introduction
This sounds like a simple endeavor. To be honest, it is. The trick to this easy sandwich is getting the right ratio of goodies.
Diffculty: Easy

Things You'll Need:
2x slices sourdough bread
6x slices bacon
2 leaves green leaf lettuce
1x ripe roma tomato
2 tablespoons Bestfood's Mayonnaise (Optional)

Instructions:

Step One
First, take out two pieces of bread.

Step Two
Then, spread mayonnaise or Miricle Whip (optional) over one slice of bread.

Step Three
After that, cook bacon in a frying pan until done, and let cool.

Step Four
Slice some tomatoes, as thick as about half of the bread.

Step Five
Wash some lettuce, as much as you feel is right.

Step Six
Take about three pieces of bacon and place them on one piece of bread.

Step Seven
Place about 2 or three slices of tomato on the other slice of bread.

Step Eight
Set the lettuce on the bacon.

Step Nine
Add the two halves together

Step Ten
Cut in half if desired, and then the best part...enjoy the Best BLT sandwich!


Overall Tips & Warnings:
~ Before putting your sandwich all together, cut your tomato and avocado into slices.
~ After washing your lettuce drain off water really well so that it doesn't make your BLT soggy
~ Try adding celery or other vegetables to your BLT to change the flavor a bit.
~ Do not overload with mayonnaise - this will remove the bacon, lettuce, and tomato flavor from the sandwich.
~ Watch out! This will be the best BLT you've ever had.

Please post any opinions you have, and tips as well. Thank you. Also tell me what you think of my guide.



Quote (Nonni @ Sun, Jan 6 2008, 08:45am)
:rofl:

Nice one

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not the only times, blt is THE NEW THING on d2jsp
 
#148698 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 09:01:27
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thread title: How to make the perfect blt
 
#148699 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 09:01:51
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thread title: How to make the perfect blt

thread title: Ultimate blt guide*
 
#148704 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 09:11:55
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someone must warn da bastard
 
#148707 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 09:36:44
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What a faggot.
PMing him telling him he's a faggot incase he didn't know.
 
#148742 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 11:38:27
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#148769 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 11:56:53
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10 [unit not allowed] said he didn't find it on google ofc.
 
#148773 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 12:00:17
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the tl;dr version: /fail
 
#148774 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 12:02:08
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wow lol
 
#148817 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 12:58:28
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What a fucking faggot.

I'm so sick of philospher1. He'll do w/e it takes to get in guilds.
 
#148818 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:07:31
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posted ofc
 
#148821 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:10:49
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i just hijacked that thread
 
#148823 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:13:40
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He needed more B ofc. NN tlb, bacon makes the sammich.
 
#148824 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:13:47
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In before antcdude.

~Kinky.



lol
 
#148825 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:16:17
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In before antcdude.

~Kinky.



lol

yeah lol, antcdude will contest anything i say because he hates me
 
#148830 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:35:16
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In before antcdude.

~Kinky.



lol

yeah lol, antcdude will contest anything i say because he hates me

True story
 
#148833 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 13:38:09
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Jan 6 2008 - 12:35:16)
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Quote (Hippie @ Jan 6 2008 - 12:13:47)
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In before antcdude.

~Kinky.



lol

yeah lol, antcdude will contest anything i say because he hates me

True story

kids bad
 
#148918 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 17:34:59
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#148920 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 17:36:17
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#148923 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 17:45:58
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#148947 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 18:50:43
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essentially i have overthrown that thread and philosopher conceded defeat to me
 
#148956 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 18:53:39
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 6 2008 - 18:50:43)
essentially i have overthrown that thread and philosopher conceded defeat to me

thanks for your over analysis, Jodway
 
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 6 2008 - 18:50:43)
essentially i have overthrown that thread and philosopher conceded defeat to me

thanks for your over analysis, Jodway

my analysis of this situation leads me to conclude that in fact the topic originator was incorrect in his predisposed judgment on the mechanics of the ultimate BLT. He failed to realize that in order to truely devise the most substantially perfect BLT sandwich, one must reach into the outerworkings of life matter, which is extra thick mayo on both sides of the crispy bread. This is done in order to create thick lobes of fat upon my belly in order to insulate me for rough michigan winters.

simple economics kids.
 
#148963 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 19:00:44
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I did NOT dupe this bacon!
 
#148967 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 19:02:46
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I did NOT dupe this bacon!

I have devised a plan which would allow me to quadruple dupe bacon at the same time. It's going to require both of my hands be removed from the cookie jar, a lot of masking tape, and simple economics.
 
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If simple economics had a taste, it would taste like a tall glass of blended bacon
 
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If simple economics had a taste, it would taste like a tall glass of blended bacon

with lots of mayo
 
#148972 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 19:05:28
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If simple economics had a taste, it would taste like a tall glass of blended bacon

with lots of mayo

with FOUR TIMES THE F G!
 
#148975 | Sun - Jan 6 2008 - 19:06:33
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 6 2008 - 19:04:08)
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If simple economics had a taste, it would taste like a tall glass of blended bacon

with lots of mayo

with FOUR TIMES THE F G!

gonna do it
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