Headline of the Week:
Steeks makes his triumphant return to JSP, and he is already up 1k [unit not allowed].
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=12047&f=10
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=15104923&f=202 - This topic was closed due to excessive off-topic posts.

News this Week:
Zodijackyl continues his reign as the leading poster on DCnet as he hit 13000 posts.
Smoked hit 5000 this week.
Meanwhile Druida hit his 3000th post. If they can be considered posts.
Zodijackyl passed a monster quest on classic slasher, and earns the BLT guild 2 more points.

In other News:
The old man is still with us.

Drama:
Zodijackyl finds another tremendous bargain on the Ladder Slasher marketplace, which enrages several inferior slashers.
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=15109906&f=273
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=15112722&f=273
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=15115323&f=273

Current Motions/Battles:
Druida is still fighting his never ending battle with being on 0zzy control, as well as his never ending battle with being comprehensible.
Steeks' threads are fighting a battle with being closed by a certain DCnet moderator in the Empire guild.
Steeks is also fighting the battle to regain the powers that once belonged to DCnet Retired Mods.

And finally, Assclown of the Week*
This award goes to GhettoFied

* - The following users have to do something extraordinary given that their stupidity is already at such a high level: richburg, druida, bob, hippie, elyran, garnier... If you want somebody specific added to this list let me know.

And finally as a disclaimer:
In case you don't understand what that means, I really don't give a shit if this is tl;dr. If you want something added, just let me know, and it will be done in the next issue.

This post has been edited by ppkpkppk on Thu - Feb 14 2008 - 17:50:38

LOL at this part:

Zodijackyl finds another tremendous bargain on the Ladder Slasher marketplace, which enrages several inferior slashers.

Fuck, when previewing forgot to bold/red.

I like how half of it is about me

sup

here's to being on next week's

for what, being the oldest dc member still?

In other news; Joe hasn't died yet.

Scandalized

tl;dr

Worth the edit.

oh btw *master quest

and it's not classic slasher, it's not classic

I don't think the above 2 posts are worth another edit.

Apparently druida won his battle

just read, kek nice!!!!

u should do that every week

This post has been edited by Druida on Thu - Feb 14 2008 - 18:16:25

sticky + pppkpkpkpk m ++ imo afk

Sgt Steeks

ppkppkppk for junior dcnet moderator

n1

In the realm of NCAAF, I predict that next week pryor will commit to PSU.

Also

Oscar and MotherofTwo register on DC.net, causing massive speculation into oscar's sexuality and why Mother would join this site if not to post nudes of herself.

It just doesnt make sense.

Was actually a couple of days since I registered

Well, your dates must be messed up due to your weird euro calender.

My post still stands.

Oscar joined in 2007

Thats just his messed up euro calender, he is obviously at least a year behind the times being from europe, home of vogan and other foreigners.

LOL

Still we just spoke about the trailer for "Jumper"

edit thanks smoked now I need about 200 more for my rainbow!

This post has been edited by Oscar on Thu - Feb 14 2008 - 20:08:17

I guess you guys are not aware of the "lag" you experience when crossing the atlantic ocean.

You may think we "just" talked about it, when in reality I have a log saying it was a year ago.

Hmm, I have no clue what to reply. :U

i like this, this weekly update should be repeated

ofc

sick of seeing steves name

I wish i did anything that warranted being on one =/

now wait just a fucking second

are you telling me that passing a master quest only gives 2 points now?

yes, from feeder

i guess paul finally implemented intrasiege and empire control

LOL

datis control

eeehh zee rogue is superior meleeeee skeelz. i can 1-mq in 3 hours, but enewph aboot this tahpic.

actually, i thought up the idea of making 8 characters and leveling them all up and then doing all the MQs at once before datis. i only planned to do it myself and not with anyone else, so it never happened.

that and i only trusted olbaid to help xfer my gear

didn't everyone think of doing that, but didn't do it for one reason or another?

I don't really xfer gear unless friends need to use it, cept for mutables.

ctrl + f'd "blasphemy"

"Could not find the text Blasphemy:


tl;dc


but srsly


tl;dr


i lied, i read it, n1

ctrl + F

gotta figure out some antics to pull

desolate carnage - spawns

desolate carnage - spawns = desolate carnage - kiko