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#412594 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:26:43
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The New Year has always been the perfect clean slate. It's a fresh start on a year where you are actually going to quit smoking, stop fruitlessly spending your free time, get that high school body back, and accomplish all of those other goals you have set for yourself, but put on the back burner because of life circumstances.

I have many goals for 2009, more like pipe dreams, but the one that I always shoot for, is not shooting!

January 1, 2009 will start another large portion of my useless life where I will not be taking Master Splinter out of his dungeon. There will be no petting of the staff starting in 22 days.

Who else is up for the Anticlimatic Challenge?
 
#412596 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:31:03
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At first I was like :euh: but now I am like :shootin:

No fucking way :omg:
 
#412598 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:31:23
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i can do this if getting laid doesnt count
 
#412600 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:35:02
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I don't really care if nobody does it or not, I am honest with myself about it.

I can't find 2008's toilet, but it was a good 50-70 days. I don't remember what it ended up being.
 
#412610 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:42:59
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so you want to say that you are happy with your life as it is?
or you just quit the futile battle of improving yourself?
 
#412614 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:44:38
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i think hes going to try to not masturbate for a while
 
#412616 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:45:31
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 9 2008 - 22:44:38)
i think hes going to try to not masturbate for a while

thats what i got
 
#412618 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:47:31
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 9 2008 - 17:44:38)
i think hes going to try to not masturbate for a while

Thanks for explaining it to our foreign contingency.
 
#412619 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:47:59
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:)
 
#412620 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:48:35
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i only get to see the old lady 2 days a week, nty
 
#412621 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:55:52
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Dec 9 2008 - 17:48:35)
i only get to see the old lady 2 days a week, nty

I don't care, I haven't been laid in so long that there is rust developed and hardened.

please explain and do it.
 
#412622 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 17:59:54
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I'll join you for the hell of it.
 
#412625 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:10:57
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id join you if getting laid doesnt count. i certainly wont be able to pass up a change to get some of that good gushy gushy. and if i wait too long im sure she will rape me
 
#412627 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:12:16
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 9 2008 - 18:10:57)
id join you if getting laid doesnt count. i certainly wont be able to pass up a change to get some of that good gushy gushy. and if i wait too long im sure she will rape me

gushy gushy
 
#412633 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:29:49
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 9 2008 - 18:10:57)
id join you if getting laid doesnt count.  i certainly wont be able to pass up a change to get some of that good gushy gushy.  and if i wait too long im sure she will rape me

Sex didn't count last year, I think that the rules should be ratified so that it does, but of this current upcoming year of challenge, it will not.

Females will have less trouble with it than guys.

I have sent out all sorts of text messages regarding this topic today.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:30:11
 
#412638 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:33:26
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alright well i can do it then
 
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#412642 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:36:16
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You guys need to spread the word on this.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:43:39
 
#412646 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:41:53
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I'll do it so long as sex doesn't count.
 
#412648 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:47:49
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Quote (MoS. @ Dec 9 2008 - 18:36:16)
Competitors & Potential Competitors:
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You guys need to spread the word on this.

lol
 
#412653 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:49:35
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why is it so important to you?
 
#412674 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 18:59:50
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I'll do it, but I'll probably only last a couple hours
 
#412682 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:09:14
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haha
 
#412684 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:11:23
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i will join you if i will be taken seriously

:donno:
 
#412705 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:19:16
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Quote (BBQ @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:11:23)
i will join you if i will be taken seriously

:donno:

Sure, if you want. There is no prize, it's just personal character building. Can you do something that you don't want to do, for no apparent reason?

There is no prize, there is no need to cheat (some girl asked me about this already), there is no winning or losing. It's just personal sacrifice. I was going to make a list of pr0's and c0n's that I learned about it last year.
 
#412735 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:28:02
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I am going to try this but I don't think I will last very long.

The internet is quite presuring.
 
#412738 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:28:37
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Do I lose if I beat off but stop right before cumming?
 
#412742 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:29:15
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ouch

bad question
 
#412752 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:33:35
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:28:37)
Do I lose if I beat off but stop right before cumming

No.

I went through this for nearly 6 weeks while watching pron last year. I didn't actually beat off though, but I almost came after not masturbating for a few weeks by just watching. It was n1.
 
#412759 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:39:18
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What's masturbating?
 
#412761 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:39:45
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any ruling on pre-cum?

i have a secretion problem.
 
#412765 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:40:55
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Quote (Animage @ Dec 9 2008 - 15:12:16)
Quote (Sgull @ Dec 9 2008 - 18:10:57)
id join you if getting laid doesnt count.  i certainly wont be able to pass up a change to get some of that good gushy gushy.  and if i wait too long im sure she will rape me

gushy gushy

 
#412767 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 19:41:11
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also sure why not count me in
 
#413252 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 23:11:01
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im in
 
#413258 | Tue - Dec 9 2008 - 23:27:39
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Quote (lobb @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:40:55)
Quote (Animage @ Dec 9 2008 - 15:12:16)
Quote (Sgull @ Dec 9 2008 - 18:10:57)
id join you if getting laid doesnt count.  i certainly wont be able to pass up a change to get some of that good gushy gushy.  and if i wait too long im sure she will rape me

gushy gushy

Quote (lobb @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:41:11)
also sure why not count me in

 
#413273 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 00:23:35
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:59:50)
I'll do it, but I'll probably only last a couple hours

 
#413275 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 00:24:59
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Quote (lobb @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:41:11)
also sure why not count me in

 
#413276 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 00:25:48
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this is going to be hard... no pun intended
 
#413287 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 02:08:43
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WHATS MY MOTIVATION
 
#413288 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 02:30:43
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if i agree and disappear new years eve at 11:55 dont ask
 
#413289 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 02:49:34
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Quote (blind_chief @ Dec 10 2008 - 03:30:43)
if i agree and disappear new years eve at 11:55 dont ask

cake debating on if i should try and rush things with this chick im talkin to on new years eve in miami fl....

but ill be drunk so hopefully she wont hate me if i try haha
 
#413405 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 11:41:22
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does getting a girl to do everything for u count
 
#413406 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 11:43:26
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Dec 10 2008 - 11:41:22)
does getting a girl to do everything for u count

k nvm
 
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Quote (MoS. @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:19:16)
Quote (BBQ @ Dec 9 2008 - 19:11:23)
i will join you if i will be taken seriously

:donno:

Sure, if you want. There is no prize, it's just personal character building. Can you do something that you don't want to do, for no apparent reason?

There is no prize, there is no need to cheat (some girl asked me about this already), there is no winning or losing. It's just personal sacrifice. I was going to make a list of pr0's and c0n's that I learned about it last year.

ya i want to see how long i can go, i am single now and returning back home for break so i wont be having sex any time soon unless something drastic occurs
 
#413492 | Wed - Dec 10 2008 - 15:44:03
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Quote (MoS. @ Dec 9 2008 - 17:26:43)
The New Year has always been the perfect clean slate. It's a fresh start on a year where you are actually going to quit smoking, stop fruitlessly spending your free time, get that high school body back, and accomplish all of those other goals you have set for yourself, but put on the back burner because of life circumstances.

I have many goals for 2009, more like pipe dreams, but the one that I always shoot for, is not shooting!

January 1, 2009 will start another large portion of my useless life where I will not be taking Master Splinter out of his dungeon. There will be no petting of the staff starting in 22 days.

Who else is up for the Anticlimatic Challenge?

no offense to you but that is the stupidest idea

not beating off just makes life more stressful

bad for your helath imho
 
#413892 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 04:26:59
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You guys need to spread the word on this.
 
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