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Desolate Carnage Scandal Sheet, v 2.2
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Desolate Carnage Scandal Sheet
Volume 2
Issue 2


Merry Christmas m8s!

Obviously, Tek has been delinquent again, so there are like 3 weeks of news to fill you in on.

Headlines
-Joe and Josh are retired, as Smocked and Steeks are reinstated as mods in order to bring some more order.
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=21989&f=10
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=21993&f=10

-It appears steeks infiltrated the host's servers and spammed his suspended msg from last year for over a day straight until pie fixed the madness. This resulted in a shutdown of DCnet for 2 days and led to mass panic, much sadness, and possibly even some depression or hopelessness.

-Smocked becomes the fifth DCnet member to hit 20k poops as he toasts baken in a race. User Image
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22629&f=10

New stupid toilets:
-Sgull Modelling toilet
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22215&f=35

Whats new on DCnet?
-Forum points for pooping has been brought back. (0 points for new topics/polls; .05 points for a reply, and 10 points for getting a page announcement (even if you fuck it up, you get the 10 points + the warn)
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22287&f=10

-New Word Filters
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22479&f=10

-New Quit the Internet (QTI) button installed. Allows a user to suspend himself from DCnet.

-New brown color toilet titles for poop toilets.

-Entertainment forum is replaced by a fitness forum.

News
-DCnet hits 500 poops per day
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22606&f=10

-Oscar and Charlie are the newest Members++. Charlie worked hard for his; Oscar begged.
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22559&f=10

-Gull hits 31k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22382&f=10

-Steve hits 23k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22111&f=10

-Smocked hits 19k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22592&f=10

-Smocked hits 18k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=21973&f=10

-Smocked hits 17k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=21930&f=10

-Baken hits 19k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22570&f=10

-Baken hits 17k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22156&f=10

-Baken hits 16k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=21943&f=10

-Ozzy hits 13k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22564&f=10

-Pie hits 11k poops

-Tek hits 11k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22106&f=10

-Raffles hits 8k poops
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22624&f=10

-Neo gets huge faggot status
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22478&f=10

-Oscar hits 2k poops (Barely even worth being here, considering how long he's been here)
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22153&f=10

-Monica goes to Asia.
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22424&f=10

Content toilets
If you want a toilet added pm me or smocked on here and let me know
-Fucking vn1 toilet from Smocked
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22527&f=10

-Others
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22348&f=10
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22422&f=10

Drama
-More of the same wow shit.
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtop...976&f=10&st=100

Burning Questions:
-What is the future for the forum store?
-Who will QTI?

In Other News:
-The old man is still with us.
OG;DC: Martin_ge quit the internet
OG;DC: Lance quit the internet
OG;DC: Jp pulled some really stupid shit resulting in quitting the internet. It was along the lines of logging on an old multi in order to test out the button.
OG;DC: Raffles talking about Jp quitting the internet

Current Motions/Battles
-There is a motion for Smocked to become senior mod.
-There is a motion for Joefc and Josh to be remodded.
-Jp. is fighting to be unsuspended from DCnet quite unsuccesfully.
-Next Get is 444,444


Assclown of the Week:
There were quite a few options; however, a recent toilet from Oscar really made it an easy decision.
xstakemx is by far the assclown of the week. After over 19k poops he apparently still did not know how to properly quotetrain.
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=22568&f=10

Disclaimer:
:donno: i shit my pan­ts

This post has been edited by ppkpkppk on Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 12:13:52
 
#426341 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 01:09:46
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#426349 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 01:19:07
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and thank you
 
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bobdave QTI
 
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#426375 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 03:24:31
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Quote (randomtask @ Dec 23 2008 - 22:31:48)
bobdave QTI


ragemaster crybaby i dont give a fuck
 
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bobdave QTI


ragemaster crybaby i dont give a fuck

 
#426378 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 03:49:39
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bobdave QTI


ragemaster $25000 paperweight crybaby i dont give a fuck

 
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#426398 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 08:47:28
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Holy shit this took some effort. If you would actually make 1/2 this effort all the time (on time) I would consider it to be my duty to don8 some form of Internet currency to your efforts
 
#426463 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 09:42:40
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imo you failed everywhere, you missed a few things on the ++ story and i did not hit 3k yet
 
#426466 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 09:48:13
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nice one
 
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OUTSTANDING
 
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#426748 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 11:29:05
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Well done sir. Perhaps you should consider taking some journalism classes.
 
#426803 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 12:13:20
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Quote (Oscar @ Dec 24 2008 - 09:42:40)
imo you failed everywhere, you missed a few things on the ++ story and i did not hit 3k yet

Read the fucking disclaimer asswipe.
 
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This poop has been edited by ppkpkppk on Dec 24 2008 - 12:13:52
 
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best one yet
good going m8
 
#427076 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 17:01:20
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Dec 24 2008 - 12:13:20)
Quote (Oscar @ Dec 24 2008 - 09:42:40)
imo you failed everywhere, you missed a few things on the ++ story and i did not hit 3k yet

Read the fucking disclaimer asswipe.

LOL
 
#427180 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 17:45:14
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Dec 24 2008 - 13:13:20)
Quote (Oscar @ Dec 24 2008 - 09:42:40)
imo you failed everywhere, you missed a few things on the ++ story and i did not hit 3k yet

Read the fucking disclaimer asswipe.

 
#427390 | Wed - Dec 24 2008 - 20:13:39
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didnt mention my thanksgiving poop contest win
 
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pooping in a sticky
 
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im not in this. fucking failure i am
 
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Quote (Animage @ Dec 26 2008 - 16:41:57)
im not in this. fucking failure i am

fucking failure you are
 
#456850 | Sat - Feb 14 2009 - 01:21:50
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Obviously, Tek has been delinquent again, so there are like 3 more weeks of news to fill you in on.
 
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Quote (PinBaLL @ Feb 14 2009 - 01:21:50)
Obviously, Tek has been delinquent again, so there are like 3 more weeks of news to fill you in on.


 
#456853 | Sat - Feb 14 2009 - 01:30:03
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 14 2009 - 01:26:11)
Quote (PinBaLL @ Feb 14 2009 - 01:21:50)
Obviously, Tek has been delinquent again, so there are like 3 more weeks of news to fill you in on.


 
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