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#429428 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:03:13
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Ludovico Buonarroti was Michelangelo's father. He was a wealthy man. He had no understanding of the divinity in his son, so he beat him. No child of his was going to use his hands for a living. So Michelangelo learned not to use his hands. Years later, a visiting Prince came into Michelangelo's studio and found the master staring at a single 18-foot block of marble. Then he knew the rumors were true that Michelangelo had come in every day for the past four months, stared at the marble, and gone home for his supper. So the Prince asked the obvious, "What are you doing?" And Michelangelo turned around and looked at him and whispered, "Sto lavorando." "I'm working." Three years later, that block of marble was the Statue of David.
 
#429433 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:17:22
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What?
 
#429434 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:19:57
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Reminds me that i have to take shitty art history.
 
#429435 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:24:19
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i dont get it...was he supposed to have stared at it to create the statue or something?
 
#429437 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:29:58
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great story
 
#429438 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:30:57
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Lazer beam eyes imo
 
#429440 | Sun - Dec 28 2008 - 23:32:39
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if he couldnt use his hands i would assume he made it with karate kicks and nunchucks
 
#429453 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 01:09:06
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 28 2008 - 23:30:57)
Lazer beam eyes imo

 
#429515 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 08:28:34
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you trying to say something with this?
 
#429685 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 11:46:51
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wait, hold on

please explain
 
#429717 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 13:59:07
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please explain

 
#429724 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 14:01:05
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please explain

 
#429735 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 14:06:27
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wait, hold on

 
#429737 | Mon - Dec 29 2008 - 14:07:35
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wait, hold on

phone

 
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wait, hold on

phone

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