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just had an offer for a ranged dps to sit out for a melee, i took it
but then someone said they had 900 latency so i had to come back in

going to council
time for epic fail

but i get to DPS so it will be mindless

attempt 1: tank dies to steelbreaker
in phase 1
easy mode

guess who was healing MT, the retarded ass holy paladin app!?!?

i was absolutely carrying the MT healing all of our previous attempts
now the real healers are here, and they are blowing ass

attempt 2: tank dies to steelbreaker
in phase 1
easy mode

1 more death in easy mode and the paladin is proalbey getting raid kicked, app denied and either me or the resto/ele shaman is healing

attempt 3: main tank healer (same paladin) dies to overload
in phase 2
not hard mode

so the holy priest that is disc for this fight is not using penance

which is the only reason for being disc

and he is talented for 12% extra flash heal (which he casted 3 times last attempt) instead of 3% crit, oh well

attempt 4: the holy priest from post above died in overload
in phase 2

attempt 5: tank dies on phase transition
apparently the beforementioned paladin and beforementioned priest both dont know how to heal while having to move
good thing they are our mt healers

we still have yet to get to hard mode

attempt 6:
steelbreaker to 4%

close

tonight they are using the strategy i posted in the forums
so 3 weeks of wiping and first night they change strategy we get it by far lower than we have ever gotten

itt: my ego

raiding is serious business

joe i see you trolling

lurking*

sup
gl hf iso a guild that wants me lol cry

attempt 7
second overload went off right as transition went through
was an awkward moment, unfortunate wipe

that would suck

definitely saw it coming because he hadnt overloaded yet and he usually does when hes about 10-15%

no one knew whether to push him over and try to get through without a 2nd overload, or to play conservative and not risk it, to slow dps and wait for the overload to push him over and start phase 3 ticking

pretty disappointed that we had to wait until now to start getting pulls near kills
considering theres less than 2 hours left in our raid and we still have to clear vezax trash (again, because we decided not to kill him and to go to council first, for some idiotic reason), then kill vezax and yogg

so probably only an hour of council attempts left

also; 7 boss attempts so far in a 2 hour and 15 minute raid = fail

attempt 8: main tank disconnects

rough night

attempt 9: off tank dies in phase 1? what?

also; i have noticed for the first time google using my past searches to display advertising targetted at me

youtube ads for the exact shit i googled 3 times last week

thank god i have youtube to keep me entertained whilst raiding

attempt 10: main tank disconnects

attempt 11: main tank dies in phase 2

attempt 12: idiot tsavvo wipes the raid in phase 3, utter moron

thats odd

attempt 13: we push steelbreaker to 4th tank phase, 9.5%

attempt 14: steelbreaker to 1.5%

i just fell off kologarn, damnit

but anyway
50 minutes left in raid
time to abandon iron council to do vezax and yogg so the people who cant do proper dps get loot to be able to do proper dps

got invited
killed mimiron
raid finished

was going to make a comment about letting vezax + yogg rot
but then i remembered thats like progression for you

clearing vezax trash for the second time

in a weird mood after ton8s events

i guess i should be happy for staying on council for another week
next progression fight on the list is vezax, which is just plain faggotry

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