Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Drama Queen/King
[ ] E-Bayer
[ ] Ganker
[ ] Griefer
[ ] Jerk
[ ] Loser
[ ] Moron
[ ] QQ'er
[ ] Troll
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Other
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You haven't read the sticky posts at the top of the boards
[ ] You haven't read the Terms of Service
[ ] You have no clue about what you are saying
[ ] You made unseemly demands of Blizzard and/or the community
[ ] You made wild accusations of Blizzard and/or the community
[ ] You posted a "<Battleground> is unbalanced!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Blizzard favours <Faction>!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Blizzard, BUFF this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Blizzard, FIX this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Blizzard, NERF this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Casual vs. Raider" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Class> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Class> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "LOL RP!!" thread
[ ] You posted a ridiculous claim that has no merit
[ ] You posted a "<Profession> sucks!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "PvE is gay!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "PvP sucks!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Racial> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Racial> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent tree> is overpowered!!” thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent tree> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK!!!!" message
[ ] You posted a "ZOMG I got killed/ganked/camped!!" thread
[ ] You posted an "<Ability> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted an "<Ability> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted an e-peen stroking message
[ ] You posted an "OMFG I'm quitting this game!!!" thread
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted forum cliché
[ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] Y0u p0573d in 1337 5p34k
[ ] You posted something completely irrelevant
[ ] You posted something greatly insulting
[ ] You posted something that was meant to annoy the other posters
[ ] You posted something misleading
[ ] You posted something racist
[ ] You posted something stupid
[ ] You posted something very disturbing
[ ] You really need to learn to play your class
[ ] You really need to learn to play the game
[ ] Yousimplyhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods
[ ] You understand little about the concepts of class balance
[ ] You understand nothing about game mechanics
[ ] You understand nothing about the game whatsoever
[ ] Y0u u$3d Nu/V\b3r$ and sy/V\b0l$ in$7ad 0f l3773r$
[ ] Your post absolutely murdered our language
[ ] Your post just killed half my brain cells
[ ] Your post is impossible to understand
[ ] Your utter ignorance is beyond all mortal comprehension
[ ] You're complaining about things that Blizzard has no control over
[ ] You're obviously either drunk or high on drugs
[ ] You're extraordinarily bad at detecting/posting sarcasm
[ ] You're making a conscious effort to completely ruin other people's fun
[ ] You're not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You're too immature for forum privileges
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] Other
In punishment, you must:
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Cancel your account
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[ ] Enroll in night school
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery
[ ] Give all your gold away to those who could use it
[ ] Go play in some industrial machinery
[ ] Have your internet connection disabled until you learn your lesson
[ ] Let those you have wronged use you as a punching bag for the week
[ ] Never come into these forums again
[ ] Perform a naked marathon in an enemy capital city
[ ] Read a large book about the English language from start to finish
[ ] Reroll all of your characters and start again from level one
[ ] Run as fast as you can while holding a pair of sharp scissors
[ ] Run a group of low levels through a dungeon
[ ] Spend two weeks in total seclusion, thinking about what you did wrong
[ ] Take a bath in molten iron
[ ] Take a sledgehammer to your computer
[ ] Other
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] A monkey could type something more legible than you
[ ] Educate yourself on your topic before you post about it
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Get out
[ ] Go back to high school and finish graduating
[ ] Hone your linguistic abilities to facilitate the reduction of aneurisms in the community
[ ] I pity your cat/dog
[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Learn some manners and/or respect
[ ] Nobody wants you around here
[ ] Seek counselling
[ ] Seek medical attention
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool
[ ] The world has no use for people with your ability and/or personality
[ ] You have some very serious problems
[ ] You seem to violate the theory of natural selection
[ ] Your model brain is obviously defective
[ ] You're an embarrassment to humanity
[ ] You're giving us all a bad name
[ ] You're the embodiment of everything that is wrong in the world
[ ] Other
