For all you anti-baken nonbeliever health concious faggots...

I took some time today to sit down and evaluate common snack foods that are easily acquired and substituted as a "feed fatty" substitute. The findings may come as a shock to you.

The brand name utz snack foods makes a product called "hulless cheese puffn corn"
For the lonely price of 99 fucking cents, you can purchase a small bag of this cheesy delight which packs a fat/calorie/sodium punch that is equivalent to 6 fucking pounds of baken!!!!!!

Don't believe me? Here are the stats pound vs pound:

Baken cals 687 vs puffn cals 3205
Baken fat 53 vs puffn fat 256

ofc

A calorie is not a calorie.
What kind of fat is in the puffn shit? Bacon is saturated.

I'm not sure what type of Antibacon faggots we have on this forum but they should be immediately banned and shot in the face.

i buy $.99 bags of cheese puffs now and then

but nothing against bacon here

Ohhh so what your saying is a calorie cannot be a kalorey if it's a callourey

And I knew some baken hater like you would try to make excuses for the different types of fat...I tried to keep it simple but you have left me with no choice


Baken saturated fat is 17 grams, puffn is 64
Baken polysaturated fat is 6, puffn is 16
Baken monosatuated fat is 23, puffn is 96

As you can clearly see, it is a wiser decision to eat 4 pounds of baken then a quarter pound serving of this cheesy madness.

Not to mention that you would probably pass out after attempting 2 pounds of baken...this cheesy shit melts in your mouth leaving you with an empty still hungry feeling

Sounds delightful

anti baconst here

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Mono fat is good for your heart. And it depends where they get the puffn saturated fat from. if it's from coconut, it's good saturated fat.
Bacon fat is from one place.

I love bacon, i shit my pan­ts.