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#441464 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:04:57
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is walking into the head at work right after someone just finished pepper spraying the toilet
 
#441467 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:07:36
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#441470 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:09:09
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#441476 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:20:48
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pepper spraying the toilet?

do you work in a high school?
 
#441483 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:25:05
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By walking into the head at work do you mean your place of employment has a huge penis statue and you walked into it's tip?
 
#441486 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:28:15
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 22 2009 - 09:20:48)
pepper spraying the toilet?

do you work in a high school?


an anal explosion resulting in an extreme splatter on the toilet, the underneath of the seat, and possibly, in extreme occasions, on top of the seat
 
#441487 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:30:00
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Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 22 2009 - 10:28:15)
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pepper spraying the toilet?

do you work in a high school?


an anal explosion resulting in an extreme splatter on the toilet, the underneath of the seat, and possibly, in extreme occasions, on top of the seat


lol
 
#441490 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:32:03
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Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 22 2009 - 12:28:15)
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pepper spraying the toilet?

do you work in a high school?


an anal explosion resulting in an extreme splatter on the toilet, the underneath of the seat, and possibly, in extreme occasions, on top of the seat


i have never encountered that.
 
#441494 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:36:27
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the pepper spray is not a simple achievement

one proven method I have found is ingesting bloody red steak amber boch followed up with amber boch and peanuts
 
#441496 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:40:59
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the pepper spray is not a simple achievement

one proven method I have found is ingesting bloody red steak amber boch followed up with amber boch and peanuts


Would ingesting copius amounts of lexative possibly help?
 
#441497 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:45:45
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the pepper spray is not a simple achievement

one proven method I have found is ingesting bloody red steak amber boch followed up with amber boch and peanuts


Would ingesting copius amounts of lexative possibly help?


possible, but not personally tested
be my guest
 
#441503 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 12:58:53
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Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 22 2009 - 11:36:27)
the pepper spray is not a simple achievement

one proven method I have found is ingesting bloody red steak amber boch followed up with amber boch and peanuts
i had pepper spray at gary's but i took it really slow so it didnt violate his bathroom

 
#441524 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 13:33:43
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Someone here in the office must suffer from IBS because there is frequent pepper sprayery abound
 
#441526 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 13:35:20
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Quote (xstakemx @ Jan 22 2009 - 14:33:43)
Someone here in the office must suffer from IBS because there is frequent pepper sprayery abound


So bad infact that I sometimes wonder if they hang from the stall door and just aim their ass in the general direction of the toilet
 
#441532 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 13:39:40
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whole toilet is big LOL
 
#441611 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 14:24:09
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cake
 
#442127 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 17:39:24
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oh, i have never heard that term

i usually go with 'mud butt' or 'spicy butt'
 
#442128 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 17:39:49
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oh, i have never heard that term

i usually go with 'mud butt' or 'spicy butt'
mud butt, LOL

 
#442151 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 17:56:58
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hershey squirts imo
 
#442162 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 18:00:02
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 22 2009 - 14:39:24)
oh, i have never heard that term

i usually go with 'mud butt' or 'spicy butt'


pepper spray was first used by my uncle after a night of us and his buddy drinking beer on our way down i-55 towards topeka.
good times
 
#442401 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 19:44:27
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Did I ever tell you the story about the time, when I first started my job, I went to poop and somehow ended up in the womens bathroom. That in itself is funny, because not only did I take a huge shit, but there was an even bigger shit in the stall next to me just floating there, which made me believe I was in the right place the whole time until an older woman came in as I was washing my hands.
 
#442406 | Thu - Jan 22 2009 - 19:45:29
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what the fuck old fart
 
#443519 | Fri - Jan 23 2009 - 14:09:08
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Quote (Raffles @ Jan 22 2009 - 19:45:29)
what the fuck old fart


LoLuMaD?
 
#445089 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 13:33:32
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#445100 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 14:11:37
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after last poop, petition to move this toilet in to stupid forum
 
#445109 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 14:24:49
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One of my friends did that to a bathroom stall at a movie theater, meni cakes insued
 
#445295 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 15:15:19
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hahahaha
 
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Quote (Raffles @ Jan 22 2009 - 19:45:29)
what the fuck old fart


 
#445530 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 18:45:38
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what the fuck old fart


LoLuMaD?


 
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One of my friends did that to a bathroom stall at a movie theater, meni cakes insued


somebody did that at macdonalds when i worked their for like 2 weeks but it was way worse.. they expected me to clean it up..
 
#445570 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 20:54:04
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One of my friends did that to a bathroom stall at a movie theater, meni cakes insued


somebody did that at macdonalds when i worked their for like 2 weeks but it was way worse.. they expected me to clean it up..


in america if that happens ppl call a cleaning brigade to do it and pay them like 100 bucks
 
#445673 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 23:44:05
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One of my friends did that to a bathroom stall at a movie theater, meni cakes insued


somebody did that at macdonalds when i worked their for like 2 weeks but it was way worse.. they expected me to clean it up..


in america if that happens ppl call mexicans to do it and pay them like free cheeseburgers


 
#445691 | Sun - Jan 25 2009 - 23:50:34
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One of my friends did that to a bathroom stall at a movie theater, meni cakes insued


somebody did that at macdonalds when i worked their for like 2 weeks but it was way worse.. they expected me to clean it up..


in america if that happens ppl call mexicans to do it under threat of deportation


 
#445726 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 03:32:24
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I refused to clean it up, so they made some Indian dude do it.. when he came back he had poo all over his gloves.. lol
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