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#450857 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:37:24
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Grill me some bacon or I'm poking holes in Charlie's condoms
 
#450858 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:37:47
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woah buddy!
 
#450859 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:38:44
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honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
 
#450861 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:40:05
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT

 
#450862 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:40:33
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For those of you who need the chins version:
Killa oinker and feede me its proteen or imma make ur wife have baybees
 
#450865 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:44:54
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Quote (xstakemx @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:40:33)
For those of you who need the chins version:
Killa oinker and feede me its proteen or imma make ur wife have baybees


lol
 
#450871 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:47:27
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
 
#450877 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12
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Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)

 
#450881 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:57:11
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)


she is the .1%
 
#450883 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 12:58:23
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:57:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)


she is the .1%
haha, moron

how hard is it to set a cell phone alarm for every day

 
#450884 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 13:00:54
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:58:23)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:57:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)


she is the .1%
haha, moron

how hard is it to set a cell phone alarm for every day


she would have to be able to find her cell phone first, which is in her purse... which would probably be locked in her car, so she would have to be able to find her keys... the keys are mia ofc
she cant keep track of anything
 
#450885 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 13:01:49
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You do realize that even if a woman is pregnant, when a lumberjack walks into the room they release eggs at a rate comparable only to gulls ability to spray tubesocks with cloroxish smelling discharge
 
#450887 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 13:03:52
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 13:58:23)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:57:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)


she is the .1%
haha, moron
how hard is it to set a cell phone alarm for every day

You are thinking too much like a guy, a woman has meni factors leading to the potential variables that might interrupt her like

I like turtles

 
#450889 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 13:06:03
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Quote (xstakemx @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:03:52)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 13:58:23)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:57:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)


she is the .1%
haha, moron
how hard is it to set a cell phone alarm for every day

You are thinking too much like a guy, a woman has meni factors leading to the potential variables that might interrupt her like

I like turtles
donno my girl has it down

 
#450993 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 15:44:14
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 13:06:03)
Quote (xstakemx @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:03:52)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 13:58:23)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:57:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 12:54:12)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:47:27)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 09:40:05)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 5 2009 - 11:38:44)
honestly though... i used to be so paranoid about that
i saw one of those "caught on tape" shows and they caught someone doing that at a kmart
your girl is on the pill you fucking idiot, she doesnt even drop an egg TO GET PREGNANT


you do realize they are not 100% right?
you do realize even if the egg does get released and attached, the body is already led to believe it is pregnant, so when you stop taking the hormone pills, your body does not compensate and you still lose the egg

the 99.9% should be 100%, but the .1% refers to the people who do not correctly take their birth control (ie miss days, dont take it on a rigid schedule, etc)


she is the .1%
haha, moron
how hard is it to set a cell phone alarm for every day

You are thinking too much like a guy, a woman has meni factors leading to the potential variables that might interrupt her like

I like turtles
donno my girl has it down


Sgull's massive ego has led to MY GF > YOUR GF mentality.
 
#450994 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 15:45:33
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lol
 
#451053 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 18:13:05
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wouldnt it be fair to say everything i touch is engullfed by my ego and therefore is a part of it
 
#451075 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 18:22:44
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engullfed, that was well played
 
#451099 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 19:15:08
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2009 - 18:13:05)
wouldnt it be fair to say everything i touch is engullfed by my ego and therefore is a part of it


Probably.
 
#451101 | Thu - Feb 5 2009 - 19:18:29
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but then again, the entire universe is encased within my ego
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