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Something Bad Happened In The Locker Room Today...
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#464436 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:14:08
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So as a precursor to my story every other day I have to play gym in school (I hate gym its for big musclehead jerks and its unfair, I'd usually go play WoW on my laptop in the library) and i usually dislike changing because i don't feel comfortable getting mostly naked infront of other mostly naked men.
Anyhow getting onto my story, I was finishing up changing and putting my shoes back on and was sitting on the bench when the guy changing next to me (still in his boxers) was pushed by a jerk in my class and I believe his penis hit me in the side of the head. Should I fight him or what should I do? I didn't call "no homo" at the moment of impact and now I am stuck with this gay occurrence in my past so I think I'm going to have to try and fight him to make up for it.
 
#464472 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:15:57
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I dont know why, but I read this
 
#464576 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:21:44
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Quote (smoked @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:15:57)
I dont know why, but I read this


 
#464587 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:23:10
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LOL
 
#464603 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:27:29
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Quote (MoS. @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:21:44)
Quote (smoked @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:15:57)
I dont know why, but I read this


 
#464717 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:42:18
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musclehead jerk top dog reporting in
 
#464763 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:49:48
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 17 2009 - 21:42:18)
musclehead jerk top dog reporting in
i would definitely slap your face with my cock

 
#464780 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:51:59
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lol
 
#464824 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:58:44
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:49:48)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 17 2009 - 21:42:18)
musclehead jerk top dog reporting in
i would definitely slap your face with my cock


It'd be the last thing you and your parents ever do.
 
#464826 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 22:59:01
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and by parents, I mean, sue you, and make them pay.
 
#464830 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 23:00:06
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 17 2009 - 21:58:44)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:49:48)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 17 2009 - 21:42:18)
musclehead jerk top dog reporting in
i would definitely slap your face with my cock


It'd be the last thing you and your parents ever do.
kid i could bend your spine over my fucking knee in the blink of a proalbey eye

 
#464856 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 23:03:50
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 17 2009 - 23:42:18)
musclehead jerk top dog reporting in


i heard lifting weights shrinks your cock

sup with that
 
#464893 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 23:08:30
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BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#465146 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 23:40:09
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LOL
 
#465231 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 23:50:26
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my dick, your ear
its a date
 
#465263 | Tue - Feb 17 2009 - 23:54:45
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this toilet is pretty downright stupid
 
#465536 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 00:46:52
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Quote (randomtask @ Feb 17 2009 - 23:54:45)
this toilet is pretty downright stupid


STUPID
 
#465551 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 02:38:37
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next time in gym class, when he's changing clothes, set your penis on shoulder then slap him in the face when he turns and looks at it.
 
#465555 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 02:58:40
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Quote (StQ @ Feb 17 2009 - 21:46:52)
Quote (randomtask @ Feb 17 2009 - 23:54:45)
this toilet is pretty downright stupid


STUPID


you should lose your ability to have anything to do with stupid forum fag
 
#465558 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 06:24:35
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cut that side of the face off

its the only thing left to do
 
#465560 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 06:41:39
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Feb 18 2009 - 05:27:29)
Quote (MoS. @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:21:44)
Quote (smoked @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:15:57)
I dont know why, but I read this


 
#465588 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 08:24:43
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Quote (Norse @ Feb 18 2009 - 06:41:39)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Feb 18 2009 - 05:27:29)
Quote (MoS. @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:21:44)
Quote (smoked @ Feb 17 2009 - 22:15:57)
I dont know why, but I read this


 
#465642 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 08:45:45
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go round to his house when he is sleeping, then take a picture of you with his cock in your mouth, this is the only way to sort this out.
 
#465881 | Wed - Feb 18 2009 - 11:17:28
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#468016 | Thu - Feb 19 2009 - 18:36:05
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Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 17 2009 - 20:50:26)
my dick, your ear
its a date


 
#468017 | Thu - Feb 19 2009 - 18:36:16
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Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 19 2009 - 15:36:05)
Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 17 2009 - 20:50:26)
my dick, your ear
its a date


@ stq
 
#468041 | Thu - Feb 19 2009 - 18:41:17
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lmao
 
#468083 | Thu - Feb 19 2009 - 18:45:47
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this was pooped by one of my retard friends in LD like 2 months ago. and i think he pooped it in blogs also
 
#468663 | Thu - Feb 19 2009 - 22:06:12
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Quote (Bgull @ Feb 17 2009 - 23:40:09)
LOL


 
#468669 | Thu - Feb 19 2009 - 22:12:09
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whats up with fat old guys shaving in their underwear
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