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My Place Of Employment Is Turning Into, A circus full of handbags
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#492531 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:29:42
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I may or may not have previously made mention of the nut jobs that work for the state. We have a certain individual who regularly invades me while I'm trying to drop deuce in the shitter. He is good for such misadventures like screaming "sweet baby Jesus!!!" in a panic that can only be released via diarrhea upon a toilet. Well today our old faithful nutcase has a partner in crime who sings love ballads while in the can.

Is nothing sacred anymore??!!!!?!! FUCK i cant even go to the shitter for peace and quiet anymore.
 
#492533 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:32:37
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consider opening the stall and asking one/both of them to join you
 
#492538 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:34:49
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mar 11 2009 - 13:32:37)
consider opening the stall and asking one/both of them to join you


Open the stall? They are already in it with me. When I ask them to get out the one continues to sing and the other threatens to get his monkey out...
 
#492539 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:36:33
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if kicking him in the balls not an option, then it sux for you
the only thing that i can suggest is keep your shit for privacy of home toilet
 
#492541 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:38:11
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Quote (Vogan @ Mar 11 2009 - 13:36:33)
if kicking him in the balls not an option, then it sux for you
the only thing that i can suggest is keep your shit for privacy of home toilet


Simply not an option, I spend a good 2 hours a day in the shitter working on my "Johnson Report"
 
#492544 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:41:02
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mar 11 2009 - 09:34:49)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mar 11 2009 - 13:32:37)
consider opening the stall and asking one/both of them to join you


Open the stall? They are already in it with me. When I ask them to get out the one continues to sing and the other threatens to get his monkey out...


then your only option left is to ask if they would like to clean off your hemorrhoid
 
#492546 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:43:36
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mar 11 2009 - 13:41:02)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mar 11 2009 - 09:34:49)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mar 11 2009 - 13:32:37)
consider opening the stall and asking one/both of them to join you


Open the stall? They are already in it with me. When I ask them to get out the one continues to sing and the other threatens to get his monkey out...


then your only option left is to ask if they would kindly take your hemorrhoids out of their mouths


 
#492548 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:46:50
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mar 11 2009 - 12:34:49)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mar 11 2009 - 13:32:37)
consider opening the stall and asking one/both of them to join you


Open the stall? They are already in it with me. When I ask them to get out the one continues to sing and the other threatens to get his monkey out...


You have some wild adventures! The work place is not meant for fun!!
 
#492550 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:49:27
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dont flush when you leave
 
#492563 | Wed - Mar 11 2009 - 12:59:13
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biggest laugh of the day t4t
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