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Stats:
5 wipes (1 wet)
duration: 5 seconds
Texts: 1 (outgoing)
cups of coffee prepoop: 2.5
# of farts: 1 (before the poop began)


notes: I did not have to push at all for this poop, all i had to do was release the contraction of my external anal sphincter and it rocketed out.

first

barely breaches the water

why is your shit so pink?

or its bad phone cam

ya, almost phantomed, id venture to say half of that big log is hidden

these are the best kind, even if you have to wipe a bit

i dont understand how that much shit can get all over your ass area when it only takes 4 seconds for it all to be done

lifes mysteries