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#518496 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 12:52:38
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1 of the 4 email servers crashed apparently last friday

and they still havent fixed it. on sunday at 5 am they made a temporary email server for the almost 10000 people affected, but it only includes emails sent AFTER the creation of the temp server. i checked it this morning and 'lo and behold, the temp server is down, and the real server still has not been fixed.

tl;dr: i havent been getting mail/cant get mail for the last 5 days, thats fucking absurd.


OH, THE KICKER
We were all left in the dark on the issue of why it was down, but apparently they sent out an e-mail to inform everyone what happened, LOL
 
#518497 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 12:55:27
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ill alert the media
 
#518500 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 12:58:09
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hold the phone
 
#518502 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 12:59:37
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This could be serious. I'll inform the chief of staff.
 
#518503 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:02:02
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This could be serious.  I'll inform the chief of staff.


via e-mail
 
#518504 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:03:12
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This could be serious.  I'll inform the chief of staff.


via e-mail


His blackberry is on, targetting his bb now.
 
#518505 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:04:21
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Putting an APB out on this immediately on my twitter.
 
#518506 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:04:53
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We're going to get to the bottom of this, god damn it.
 
#518507 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:05:39
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DAVE WHATS THE STATUS OF THAT BLACKBERRY DAMMIT
 
#518509 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:06:39
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Scott, we just don't have the resources. Defcon 2 alert people. That's the Red one.
 
#518510 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:07:31
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The Secretary of Defense has just informed the President of this.
 
#518511 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:07:51
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I want your best people on this, make this your top priority.
 
#518512 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:08:22
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President Obama responded on his blackberry with a semicolon end parenthesis.

May god help us all.
 
#518513 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:09:19
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We don't have time to go through all that red tape, we have to act NOW.
 
#518514 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:09:47
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Military Intelligence and C.I.A. Analysts have linked this event to possibilities of those being disgruntled with something called

Yom Kippur
 
#518515 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:10:17
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I want this solved now and I want it done by the books!
 
#518516 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:10:52
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A reliable source, calling itself "Google" has confirmed that the rumor is not true, and that Yom Kippur has nothing to do with anything.

We're back at square one people.
 
#518517 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:10:54
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Needs some more Jack Bauer on this case.
 
#518519 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:12:14
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Quote (Norse @ Apr 8 2009 - 13:10:54)
Needs some more Jack Bauer on this case.


That's merely a code name, and has no relevance here, god damn it.

On task, people!
 
#518523 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:14:11
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Quote (Norse @ Apr 8 2009 - 13:10:54)
Needs some more Jack Bauer on this case.


That's merely a code name, and has no relevance here, god damn it.

On task, people!


People meaning you.
 
#518525 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:14:28
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There has GOT to be something we are not seeing here.

We need to look at the big picture, who benefits from this?
 
#518526 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:14:33
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Top brass is coming down. Srgt Fellin is on his way now.

This man is highly trained on walking and supervising the elderly on their struggle to cross the street.

With nearly hours of experience on this, he's our top man.
 
#518528 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:15:04
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Where the hell is my coffee, god damn it.
 
#518529 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:15:15
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hold on, phone
 
#518531 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:15:49
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I just want to go home to see my family.
 
#518532 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:16:27
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Cpt. Steeksowski is here, but has been on the phone contacting all his sources on the subject.

May God help you on your search sir.
 
#518534 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:17:10
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Quote (hedonism @ Apr 8 2009 - 13:15:49)
I just want to go home to see my family.


There's no time for this, god damn it.

I need you at 100% with me on this. I promised that little girl we'd find who did this. I've never broken a promise, and I don't plan to start today!
 
#518537 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:18:02
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Okay I want status reports given to me every 10 minutes.

There must be something we're missing.
 
#518539 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 13:18:23
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Quote (Animage @ Apr 8 2009 - 21:15:04)
Where the hell is my coffee, god damn it.


*burp*
 
#518639 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 16:19:05
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logic teacher needs to email me the fuggin homework

also how will they send us campus safety alerts now ohnoes
 
#518686 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 17:18:33
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Quote (HCL @ Apr 8 2009 - 15:19:05)
logic teacher needs to email me the fuggin homework

also how will they send us campus safety alerts now ohnoes
they sent out a fucking email to tell us about it beign down

which is good because mines down

 
#518691 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 17:21:57
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shut that motherfucker down
 
#518692 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 17:27:44
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as long as runescape works
 
#518696 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 17:35:18
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Quote (Raffles @ Apr 8 2009 - 16:27:44)
as long as runescape works


 
#518708 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 17:40:06
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Top brass is coming down.  Srgt Fellin is on his way now.

This man is highly trained on walking and supervising the elderly on their struggle to cross the street.

With nearly hours of experience on this, he's our top man.


Its Detective, sir.
 
#518709 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 17:40:24
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Top brass is coming down.  Srgt Fellin is on his way now.

This man is highly trained on walking and supervising the elderly on their struggle to cross the street.

With nearly hours of experience on this, he's our top man.


Its Detective, sir.


And I have detected a lack of function in said email server.
 
#518732 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 18:51:59
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Top brass is coming down.  Srgt Fellin is on his way now.

This man is highly trained on walking and supervising the elderly on their struggle to cross the street.

With nearly hours of experience on this, he's our top man.


Its Detective, sir.


And I have detected a lack of function in said email server.


Case solved, shut this fucker down.
 
#518758 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 19:32:09
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Quote (Animage @ Apr 8 2009 - 18:51:59)
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Top brass is coming down.  Srgt Fellin is on his way now.

This man is highly trained on walking and supervising the elderly on their struggle to cross the street.

With nearly hours of experience on this, he's our top man.


Its Detective, sir.


And I have detected a lack of function in said email server.


Case solved, shut this fucker down.


maybe he's in on it
did you do a full background check on this detective?
he played you like a fiddle!

This post has been edited by cardoors32 on Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 19:32:17
 
#518764 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 19:40:02
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Like a god damned fiddle, Capt. Charlestinian.

We'll get to the bottom of this. Damn the consequences.
 
#518796 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:19:27
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Like a god damned fiddle, Capt. Charlestinian.

We'll get to the bottom of this.  Damn the consequences.


How dare you question a superior ranking officer.
 
#518797 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:20:49
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Like a god damned fiddle, Capt. Charlestinian.

We'll get to the bottom of this.  Damn the consequences.


How dare you question a superior ranking officer.


Word on the inside, is this whole damn presinct is corrupt. Don't know who to trust.

I.A. is already on our asses, along with the 53rd. Tough times.
 
#518805 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:35:14
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Someone call RoboCop, he can be trusted with his prime directives
 
#518807 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:37:55
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god i love you doug
 
#518811 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:41:39
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a challenger arrives
 
#518812 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:41:50
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god i love you doug


Now I am scared in an awkward virgin at prom sort of way
 
#518814 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:46:52
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I think this is who can find him...

[img]http://www.geocities.com/nancyallen4/[/img]
 
#518815 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:47:11
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Quote (JackRabbitSlim @ Apr 8 2009 - 20:41:50)
Quote (Animage @ Apr 8 2009 - 20:37:55)
god i love you doug


Now I am scared in an awkward virgin at prom sort of way


a virgin is what we need right now
someone who hasnt been tainted by the likes of the corrupt
you've just been promoted
 
#518816 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:47:19
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[QUOTE=JackRabbitSlim,Apr 8 2009 - 20:46:52]I think this is who can find him...

http://www.geocities.com/nancyallen4/

 
#518817 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:47:38
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Quote (JackRabbitSlim @ Apr 8 2009 - 20:46:52)
I think this is who can find him...

[img]http://www.geocities.com/nancyallen4/[/img]


You can do it Nancy Allen 4!
 
#518818 | Wed - Apr 8 2009 - 20:48:02
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Quote (JackRabbitSlim @ Apr 8 2009 - 20:41:50)
Quote (Animage @ Apr 8 2009 - 20:37:55)
god i love you doug


Now I am scared in an awkward virgin at prom sort of way


a virgin is what we need right now
someone who hasnt been tainted by the likes of the corrupt
you've just been promoted


Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility
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