woke up at 730 (a little earlier than normal) to drive to drews to go to class
get to drews at 830, when i was supposed to arrive
i call him to find out why hes not in or around his car, he missed his alarm
drive to the park and ride
ran after a bus that was driving away and got in it
biochem was lol, some guy was doing mating dances for some girl he likes, and he was totally offended when she didnt come sit next to him. this is the same asshole who was passing notes wednesday during class
took a quiz in ochem, it sucked, i let it slide
walked to the liquor store, bought flying dog variety pack
got picked up, went to the game
waited an hour to be let in the parking lot
realized it was colder than i was dressed for
made burgers + brats
had to piss, so went and stood in the 25 min line to piss
when i entered the port-o-potty i was already pulling my wang out and turning left to piss in the urinal, and i was going to kinda flip the latch behind me but i realized the door wasnt closed. some girl behind me walked in and just dropped trow and started pissing herself. i didnt check, but she was probably checking my colossal wang out. i had to pee so bad i was doing one of those pisses where you look straight and the ceiling and close your eyes. at least we finished at about the same time so it wasnt awkward for everyone else in line.
drank more beer, packed up, grabbed a beer and went to the game.
had to go in the 8th inning to get to work on time, brewers were losing but i let it slide
girl that was picking me up told me to meet her on the first base side (i was on the third base side, outside of the stadium) so i ran all the way around the stadium, didnt see her, so i called her and asked which way she came in, she said miller park way, i said great, thats third base side. ran back, hopped a few fences, got in the car out of breath and got escorted home.
washed my disgusting hair
went to work quite buzzed/almost drunk
got paid to take a 30 minute shit at like 8:30. it was ridiculous. i was feeling fucking tired coming off my buzz so i had a cup of coffee that i made it like 3 sips through and all of a sudden i had to shit so bad
had like 7 long islands, coworker was trying to get me to date her daughter, even though she knows i have a girlfriend. since i was re-drunk, i made a snide comment which came off like i was kidding, but i wasnt. i basically told her she could the perfect side job for me because she has the same name as my girl, so i cant fuck up names and shit.
went to drews later, played some video games.
set off the smoke alarm trying to cook late night snack for drunk kids like 9 times, sleeping girlfriend let it slide
realized i was too drunk to even think about driving home so i passed out on his couch, woke up wearing like no clothes at 7 am, but it was really fucking hot in his house

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nice one sharing urinal with drunk chick, cant say i have ever done that

this in intriguing
how is this even accomplished
more details

Piss between her legs, ofc.

she used the toilet
i used the urinal that drains into the toilet

i thought this was obvious

Some bathrooms only have a toilet, which is what really made your unintelligible story slightly interesting.

Ok, and the fact you were naked. That's n1 too.

sounds like a great n8

except for having to leave game early

Unintelligible? Maybe if you don't know English, its unintelligible.

Crazy wall of text is crazy. Fucks with my eyes, it does.

And obviously it couldn't be that unintelligible if I commented on it, snah?

WHY U GOTTA WASTE MAH FLAVOR?