I wish I could go into better detail with Friday night, but killing a bottle of Jack Daniels makes it really hard to remember. Apparently I punched through a window, pushed my buddy through a mirror (?), as well as meni encounters with girls that I am still finding out about today.

Saturday night = drama between friend and one of the 2 girls he's been in a relationship of sorts with (lol), me him and the chick do a power hour, she freaks out and starts driving around drunk and angry and calling my friend telling him she's going to kill herself or some BS. so me and other friend go to meet up with, a short walk thru the woods. i didn't have time to change, so i'm wearing shorts, the same shirt as last night, and boat shoes. gotta cross this small stick/branch bridge, i almost lost my shit and fell in, but due to some gr8 drunken acrobatics i escaped with a muddy/bloody shin. find crazy bitch, take her home and take her car to the bars. after some tequilla shots and mixed drinks, we decide to hit up some hotties place but not before grabbing some dankolicious chicken fingers, which i was all like NOMNOMNOM. continue drinking until 5 am, everyone at the place passes out so we take the rest of the beer and head home. i woke up the next morning on a futon in the neighbors backyard.

tl;dr - Jack Daniels is the best

first

girugamesh

cool story brah

itt we share our weekend adventure stories as well!

played a lot of wow

- I reached level 65 on my Undead Lich Warrior and found a new pair of stupid shoulders!

:dopke: - d00d join my fuckin' facebook mafia while I play diablo 2, faggots!

who asked you

:sgull: - jerked off on my shower curtains twice!

actually my grandma died, so i spent the majority of the weekend hosting my parents

please add that i mowed the yard

am i supposed to feel bad for the cunt?

she's old, that's what they do

i'm sorry, that was terrible

is that in the new expansion pack?

Snorted some drugs on friday night, felt distorted and confused, fell asleep happy.
Woke up around 12, got dragged out of the house by 1 cos gf had to go shopping (?), shopped til about 5, decided i should man up and told her we were going home, went home around 7. Got ready to go out to my friends leaving party (leaving for the army), got in my car at 9 but i left my lights on so the battery died, called insurance they sorted it out by 10:30, couldnt be bothered to go out after that so smoked some drugs and went to bed.
Sunday morning at 8 i drove my gf to the coach (she's in wales for a week) then went home. Went to my friends house, we ate loads of food then went to fun fair. Bad order to do things.
Went on 3 rides before feeling sick, we walked around for a bit, then we went home. First ride was awesome though.

tl;dr: did drugs, gf, fun fair.

lol @ drugs

drugs are for losers

aren't u 13

im a huge faggot

i cant tell if you joking or stupid?

my guess here would be trolling

smashed at beer pong D:

yea, upon mowing the yard you get to see a blood elves tits

/hippie

Dan & I have been trying to tell you kids this shit for years.

FUCKING DO IT ALREADY FAGGOT

Well, um, actually i had a pretty nice little Saturday. We went Home Depot, yeah, bought some wallpaper, got some flooring, stuff like that. Then went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

k animage

this poop was very long and i might read it later

Not sure if we are going to have enough time



also; proof
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc...014_6645183.jpg

lol @ beer soaked shirt

joe it's your girl

why isn't this shit stupid'd yet

i'd hit that

and by that i mean both of them

same

Celebrated being 21 by buying a giant bottle of Sailor Jerry's rum (awesome spiced rum, highly recommended), went to Denny's with a m8 and got a double grand-slamwich and unlimited cappucino refills and mixed in some SJ when the waitress wasn't looking (it was delicious). Drove back and spent a few hours jamming on guitar with two m8s, watched A Clockwork Orange while drunk.
Spent the rest of the weekend writing three papers analyzing a 30 second news broadcast from three analytical perspectives.

Sorry m8, my weekend was boring.

I'd hit her in the face in hopes of somehow readjusting that nose.

I think you've met your girl sir.

would prolly make it even bigger, if its possible

does this mean stq and i would make a gr8 couple

does she suck a good cock?