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#532252 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:18:17
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This post has been edited by Jp. on Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:22:29
 
#532253 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:18:20
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sorry brah, you lost
 
#532254 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:18:34
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Turtles can breathe through their butts
 
#532255 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:18:49
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idle hands are the devil's playthings
 
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It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
 
#532257 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:19:08
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#532258 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:19:11
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Coca-Cola translated to Chinese means, "To make mouth happy".
 
#532259 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:19:23
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idle hands are the devil's playthings
 
#532260 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:19:27
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Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
 
#532261 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:19:44
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A giraffe has a 20-inch tongue.
 
#532262 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:20:06
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Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.
 
#532263 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:20:30
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Mexicans consumed more Coca-Cola products than Americans, on average, in 2005. The average Mexican consumed 533 beverages during 2005, while the average American consumed 431.
 
#532264 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:20:46
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Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:18:17)
lol. jp2050 told me to take it down...


in after warn for failure to announce
 
#532265 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:20:48
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Orangutans warn people to stay out of their territory by belching
 
#532266 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:06
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Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:20:46)
Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:18:17)
lol. jp2050 told me to take it down...


in after warn for failure to announce


and yes I know its bolded, but i wanted to warn you
 
#532267 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:11
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#532268 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:20
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this wont increase my ability to m8
 
#532269 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:53
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Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:06)
Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:20:46)
Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:18:17)
lol. jp2050 told me to take it down...


in after warn for failure to announce


and yes I know its bolded, but i wanted to warn you


faggot
 
#532270 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:22:39
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sorry brah, you lost
 
#532271 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:22:42
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Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:21:53)
Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:06)
Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:20:46)
Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:18:17)
lol. jp2050 told me to take it down...


in after warn for failure to announce


and yes I know its bolded, but i wanted to warn you


faggot


i think you need to fix your daylight savings time, since i didnt poop that @ 920 it is 1020
 
#532272 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:24:25
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lolol
 
#532273 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:24:37
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sorry brah, you lost
 
#532274 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:24:58
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sorry brah, you lost
 
#532275 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:25:22
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The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
 
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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
 
#532277 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:26:07
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It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
 
#532278 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:26:31
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sorry brah, you lost
 
#532279 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:26:32
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There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus
 
#532280 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:27:28
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Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:22:42)
Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:21:53)
Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 09:21:06)
Quote (smoked @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:20:46)
Quote (Jp. @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:18:17)
lol. jp2050 told me to take it down...


in after warn for failure to announce


and yes I know its bolded, but i wanted to warn you


faggot


i think you need to fix your daylight savings time, since i didnt poop that @ 920 it is 1020


k
 
#532281 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:27:35
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A snail can sleep for three years.
 
#532282 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:28:01
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An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
 
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The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases
 
#532284 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:28:31
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An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
 
#532285 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:28:50
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Snakes are true carnivorous because they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material.
 
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
 
#532287 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:29:14
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sorry brah, you lost
 
#532288 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:29:23
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All polar bears are left handed.
 
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The town of Kennesaw, Georgia has required its citizens to own a firearm and ammunition since 1982.
 
#532290 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:29:52
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Quote (deadhXc @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:28:31)
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!


THIS ONE HAS AN EXCLAMATION ITS IMPORTANT
 
#532291 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 09:29:56
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
 
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The life expectancy at birth in Swaziland is estimated to be only 33 years old (as of 2005)
 
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line in The Terminator 'I'll be back' was originally scripted as 'I'll come back'.
 
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Wal-Mart Stores bought $18 billion of goods from China in 2004 making it China's eighth-largest trading partner (ahead of Australia, Canada and Russia).
 
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As of 2002, China had over 100 million manufacturing workers compared to about 17 million in the US, 12 million in Japan, 8.5 million in Germany and 2.3 million in Canada.
 
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