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#532631 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:39:25
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#532632 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:39:35
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#532634 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:39:47
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bad beat bro
 
#532635 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:39:56
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golf is just an excuse to get drunk and smoke cigars with your buddies whilst getting away from the women


that might be why I don't care for it... I have a garage for that purpose. Dan will see what I mean tomorrow


the beauty of the garage is that the beast can cook and serve food to said location
And it has a fairly decent Internet connection
 
#532636 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:39:58
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife


All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin


i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest


I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's

If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you


so if i bring bacon, then what?
 
#532637 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:40:09
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bad beat bro


no balls to play it close to the bottom imo
 
#532639 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:41:10
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes

If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife

All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin

i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest


I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's

If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you

so if i bring bacon, then what?


All the better
 
#532640 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:41:26
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this wont increase my ability to m8
 
#532641 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:42:01
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hold it right there cowboy
 
#532642 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:42:04
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife


All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin


i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest


I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's

If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you
so i can still raw dog her amirite

 
#532643 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:43:34
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#532644 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:44:39
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes

If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife

All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin

i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest

I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's
If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you
so i can still raw dog her amirite


No Charlie stylie
 
#532645 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:46:08
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#532646 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:46:30
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this toilet is wonderful.

outside of adam's hatred of the rich man's game.
 
#532647 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:47:03
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who knew dave would be this popular
 
#532648 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:47:26
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes

If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife

All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin

i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest


I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's

If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you

so if i bring bacon, then what?


All the better


little will you know its turkey bacon
:skooma:

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#532649 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:49:30
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this toilet is wonderful.

outside of adam's hatred of the rich man's game.


It's all in good fun, if we all were compliant this wouldn't be any fun. I mean not everyone likes midgets cock fighting, but no amount of laws are gonna make me break it up in my basement.
 
#532650 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:50:36
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wait, midgets who own cocks who fight, or midgets who fight with their cocks
 
#532651 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:50:42
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I'm sorry :joe: that comment was out of bounds
 
#532652 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:51:28
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#532653 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:51:54
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#532654 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:51:59
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I'm sorry :joe: that comment was out of bounds


how would you feel knowing you were bribed with bacon, only to find out it was veggie-bacon?
 
#532655 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:52:14
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#532656 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:52:16
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wait, midgets who own cocks who fight, or midgets who fight with their cocks


I take it you never saw a midget "sword fight"
Of course I'm talking about cock oncock action, nothing is funnier.
 
#532657 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:52:44
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who knew dave would be this popular


 
#532658 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:53:11
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wait, midgets who own cocks who fight, or midgets who fight with their cocks


I take it you never saw a midget "sword fight"
Of course I'm talking about cock oncock action, nothing is funnier.


only way i would pay to see that is if they were hung like a 7'5 400 lb black man
 
#532659 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:53:25
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wait, midgets who own cocks who fight, or midgets who fight with their cocks


I take it you never saw a midget "sword fight"
Of course I'm talking about cock oncock action, nothing is funnier.


now, i like to watch two cocks slap eachother as much as the next guy, i just needed some clarification
 
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I'm sorry :joe: that comment was out of bounds


how would you feel knowing you were bribed with bacon, only to find out it was veggie-bacon?


Fake bacon combusts when it gets near my property. I can smell it's fake-ass fear
 
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes

If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife

All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin

i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest

I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's
If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you
so i can still raw dog her amirite


No Charlie stylie
good, i hate charlie style

 
#532663 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:54:43
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#532664 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:54:59
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#532665 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:55:25
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#532666 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:55:37
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I'm sorry :joe: that comment was out of bounds


how would you feel knowing you were bribed with bacon, only to find out it was veggie-bacon?


Fake bacon combusts when it gets near my property. I can smell it's fake-ass fear


lies, i saw this man eat turkey bacon and not know the difference.
 
#532669 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:56:05
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#532670 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:56:29
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#532673 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:57:23
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why is hedonism the new randomtask
 
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wait, midgets who own cocks who fight, or midgets who fight with their cocks


I take it you never saw a midget "sword fight"
Of course I'm talking about cock oncock action, nothing is funnier.


only way i would pay to see that is if they were hung like a 7'5 400 lb black man


I'm begging :joe: to show up as a guest fighter, but I don't want to see the midgets giggle, it ruins their intensity
 
#532675 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:57:46
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something more creative than +1
 
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I'm sorry :joe: that comment was out of bounds


how would you feel knowing you were bribed with bacon, only to find out it was veggie-bacon?


Fake bacon combusts when it gets near my property. I can smell it's fake-ass fear


lies, i saw this man eat turkey bacon and not know the difference.


you sir are a liar and a thief
 
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why is hedonism the new randomtask


 
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wait, midgets who own cocks who fight, or midgets who fight with their cocks


I take it you never saw a midget "sword fight"
Of course I'm talking about cock oncock action, nothing is funnier.


only way i would pay to see that is if they were hung like a 7'5 400 lb black man


I'm begging :joe: to show up as a guest fighter, but I don't want to see the midgets giggle, it ruins their intensity


i can cock-whip midgets with the best of them, but there is generally a lot of bruising
:(
 
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I HOPE YOU GO HOME TODAY AND THEN GET CHASED AFTER BY A DOG AND THEN GET RAPED BY A HORSE AND A DOG AND A LION
AND THEN GET RABIES AND ATTACK ALL YOUR FAMILY AND KILL THEM AND THEN GET STABBED BY YOUR COUSIN AND THEN KILL YOUR COUSINS AND RELATIVES AS WELL THEN GET SHOT BY A COP WHILE STRUGGLING TO FIGHT INSANITY AND DIARRHEA.
 
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why is hedonism the new randomtask


 
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nice call adam
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