50 hours community service
empty bank account

lol
what did you do

i had 8 community service hours to do in 5th grade for egging

obligatory gz

didnt you know

he gets arrested like every weekend for walking home drunk

thats such a bogus crime, at least hes not driving

basically all that crime would make me do is drive next time to deserve it

I'm usually too drunk to walk, that's why I drive. I strap a seat belt on and it keeps me from falling over.

this

in new hampshire there is a law called "internal posession of alcohol"

also my band wrote a song about drunk driving a long time ago

i got busted for that once too
cops let everyone drive home, we walked and got arrested
$250 t4t not on record

irony was out of the 3 of us who got busted 2 of them had a different da than i did, and i got the fine, suspended sentence, they both had to take alcohol classes lol

Hey me too.
Was titled: one hand on the wheel and my balls in a strangers mouth
This guy was involved-->

it was actually a cult classic slam dance grindcore heavy cuddlehumper metal alternative funk swing hiphop glam emo jazz rock alternative techno remix of my other number 1 solo album revisited

That album was titled: fuck her even though she's wearing an eye patch

pretty sure you just ruined any chance of a repeat

A little known band by tge name of Metallica wanted to cover it in the early 80's but I told them I would never sell out. Three weeks later they offered me hickory smoked bacon and renamed it as "master of puppets"

Wonder what ever happened to them

This post has been edited by xstakemx on Wed - Apr 29 2009 - 12:32:33

What a pleasure it is that you have alzheimers... Because that is what you said the last time
And the time before that

groundhog day?

for me yeah it was kinda like that
But since you didn't remember the night before, it was like a fresh new experience each day for you
I remember your silly smile when I knew exactly how you liked it

WAT

im now scared

america have so many rediculous crimes i dont even know how to react when i hear some new one

from the other hand here in sweden there is a one strange law: here prostitution is forbidden, but its not a slut who will be penalized, but the guy who payed for the sex
sweden is the only one country with such a law

he mustve let it slide

i have never seen anyone type out mustve, it looks terrible

you mustve not read any of my poops bra

who you callin bra, brah!?

this topic sure went off the deep end

bra?

bra?

BRA?

the fuck

This post has been edited by lobb on Wed - Apr 29 2009 - 17:21:17

This poop has been edited by lobb on Apr 29 2009 - 14:21:17

broski

I spent quite a bit of time in middle school volunteering at the museum my mom works at, now I get paid pretty damn well when I work there for events from time to time.

thats why i love mexico in these cases (corrupt)

This post has been edited by Ozzy on Wed - Apr 29 2009 - 18:09:08

so strange compared to communist russia where they just chop one of your legs off

shouldn't you be in jail

And then?

yes because corruption gets you so far in life

it makes people fortunes