First I would like to apologize for the WoT, but it's necessary.
Vacation started out on a 52 hour day for my cousin and I. We turned a 9 hour drive (Detroit to Knoxville) into a 13 hour drive by asking some local Colombus folk how to find OSU campus. After realizing that they have no idea what they are talking about, we wasted some time taking pictures of the Horseshoe! Security was light, and the gate was open for some reason, so my cousin and I got into the stadium and onto the field and got some terrific photos. The most unforunate part of Ohio, aside from being "North of Cincinatti" for what seems forever, the girls at OSU were the ugliest group of mutants I have ever seen. I can only imagine that 25,000 males have to fuck the same 3 attractive girls, that's bad.
Once in Knoxville, the day continued as we dropped off our bags, showered up, and went to dinner with the family. Instead of going to bed afterwards in what was already almost 40 hours, we went out to a local bar all night and failed to pickup any strange. This was probably the best local bar we found with the same peer group. The college bars were alright, they would have been better had I got some ass.
Several days later, the going to be recurring theme of visiting college football stadiums popped up again, as we visited Neyland Stadium in Knoxville. Unlike the inbred swine that inhabits all of Ohio, the hillbilly construction crew working on the new Neyland Stadium upgrades (suites, more seating, [etc]) caught us trying to walk into the stadium. We quickly explained to them that we were from out of state, were willing to comply with any requests (such as hard hats), and wanted to get a few shots of the stadium. The worker simply pretended not to see us, and walked away. The pictures we got here were awesome, this stadium was gigantic!
After leaving Knoxville, we decided to hit up the University of Kentucky football field on the way back. We found a small minor league baseball stadium first to take some pictures at, but the only noteworthy one was the Maker's Mark Baseball Bat statue. Transylvania University a cool little drive through on the way to UK. When we got there, it was drizzling slightly and about 50 degrees, wonderful weather. We found the stadium open and jumped at the change to go shoot more pictures. I decided that since we were getting onto the fields so easy, we should up the difficulty level of the pictures, so I did a hand stand action shot.
We hit the road again, and I snapped a few shots of Cincinnati, the only city in Ohio that I thought at least looked cool. On our way back through Ohio, we stopped at Bowling Green State University (it's right off of I-75) to get some more pictures. This was the only field that was freshly painted, and it looked great. I tried to take a flying jump kick this time, but my form was quite sad (but I'll blame the photographer for shooting slow). There were several girls running around the field without shoes on, I'm not sure why, maybe it's because the artificial grass feels nice between your toesies.
We finally got back to Michigan. I had to take some pictures of downtown Detroit, Comerica Park, several bars & eateries that I had went to.
I didn't get any pussy.
tl;dr Version -> Vacation was fun and girls in Ohio are fugly!Dispatch, Ohio's Greatest Home Newspaper in Colombus, OH
A nice sign in downtown Colombus, OHThe Horseshoe in Colombus, OH
The Horseshoe in Colombus, OH
I do not know what type of project Ozzy's family was working on today, but wetback's using hammers plus nails with plywood usually equals roofing.The Horseshoe in Colombus, OH
The scoreboard.The Horseshoe in Colombus, OH
The field is close!The Horseshoe in Colombus, OH
Simulating a dump on the OSU field, I only regret not wearing my UM jacket simulating the dump.The Horseshoe in Colombus, OH
Goodbye OSU!Some type of doglike creature in the Smokey Mountains, TN
Dog, fox, wolf?An ironic sign at "The Big Y", TN
Lots of alcohol was being consumed driving around here. I was not the driver.Part of "The Big Y", TN
The Big Y is a point where two rivers merge into one, splitting Gatlinburg, TN & Cades Cove park.Possibly the most beautifal maniquen ever created, at Pucker's Sports Bar & Grill in Gatlinburg, TN
Every girl believes that 2 is better than 1.On the mean streats of Gatlinburg, TN
These corn dogs were too big to not attempt some gay shit.Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, TN
The main entrance (under construction).Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, TN
The scoreboard.Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, TN
This stadium is very large.Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, TN
I'm really not sure how this is legal, but whatever. It was an awesome opportunity that I'll never have again.The Marker's Mark sign at some minor league baseball park in KY
This was about the only exciting thing we ran into on the way to UK.Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington, KY
This stadium is substantially smaller than the previous two.Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington, KY
The scoreboard.Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington, KY
Hand stands are BYEAAAH!Transylvania University in Lexington, KY
I wanted to find out if they had lots of sexy goth girls, but we didn't have time.Cracker Barrell somewhere in KY
This much food for $6 is pure win. I look super gay.Solid Rock Church somewhere in OH
More evidence that Ohio sucks. Also, that's a fantastic waste of money on the Super Sized Jesus.BGSU football stadium in Bowling Green, OH
A much smaller MAC stadium.BGSU football stadium in Bowling Green, OH
The scoreboard.BGSU football stadium in Bowling Green, OH
More action shots on the 50 yard line. This was supposedly a flying jump kick.BGSU football stadium in Bowling Green, OH
Apparently the girls here do not have shoes. I like that.A nice building in Detroit, MI
Judgement Night was possibly filmed in this area.The Remains of Tiger Stadium in Detroit, MI
They should just go ahead and finish tearing this down. Unfortunately some private donors kept them from finishing the job. Idiots.Comerica Park in Detroit, MI
This ball park is beautiful, unfortunately it was gated, as it should be. I have other pictures if anyone would like to see, but they are mainly of the outside and shots of the inside through a gate.Cheli's Chili Bar in Detroit, MI
I watched the Redwings kick the Ducks ass in game 4 here. It was a wonderful experience being around other loud, obnoxious drunk Wings fans, with every TV in the bar showing the game. Fuck Florida sports bars.Hockeytown in Detroit, MI
I really wanted to go in here, but we didn't make it there this trip.The Big House in Ann Arbor, MI
This is the only place that new what the fuck they were doing with security. OSHA people are pricks!The Big House in Ann Arbor, MI
The outside. Maly's in Ann Arbor, MI
I had to take this for my m8! 
Zingerman's in Ann Arbor, MI -
http://www.zingermansdeli.com/content/pages/home.php
This is home of the most expensive sandwhiches I've ever puchased, but by far and away, the most delicious as well. Words can't describe the orgasm my mouth had in here.A Muffaleo at Zingerman's in Ann Arbor, MI
The best sandwhich I have ever had. Ever.The Ferber Experience at Zingerman's in Ann Arbor, MI
This was almost as good as the Muffaleo.At Cheli's Chili Bar in Dearborne, MI
Watching the Wings game in friendly confines.Some White Castle in MI
My first experience at a White Castle.Ashley's in Ann Arbor, MI
This is a wonderful pub, 60+ draught beers are available. I wanted to spend more time here...Ashley's in Ann Arbor, MI
A nice flight of Michigan craft beers.Warlock Squirrels at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, MI
The tail alone is as large as a Florida squirrel.Warlock Squirrels at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, MI
Look at that fat fucker. 