yo smocked we got a new game in like 10 mins you wanna play
sure
<<15mins later>>
yo smocked you still here for ng in 10 mins?
yep
<<10mins later>>
YO SMOCKED 10MINS TILL NG YOU STILL HERE?
YAP
<<next pause coming>>

Turn 1

John is giving everyone advice on how to take me out.

I take Africa, Dan solidifies North America while other retardss (John & Matt) take each other out.

We let Gary stay to play turn 2.

Bobdavethompsonegro takes Australia in a 17 vs 14 match that ends up 9 vs 2 against Gary.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Mon - May 25 2009 - 02:03:56

good synopsis

Turn 2

Gary grabs a card and lives to see Turn 3.

Turn 3

Matt is making his move for Europe. Southern Europe is building a front against Africa, it may have to be taken out (3).

John grabs a card (3?)

Dan solidifies his position in North America, Gary is holding onto Mexico Latin America (3).

Bobdave grabs a card (3?)

Gary grabs a card (3).

Turn 4

John defended the loan country in Europe to prevent Matt from ruling there.

John makes his bid to destroy Australia, Bobdave's forces are dwindling.

Gary pisses me off royally.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Mon - May 25 2009 - 02:30:42

Turn 5

In retaliation against Gary, I take out Bobdave for his cards.

Matt is a Taskcockboy, attacks me instead of taking Europe for himself. Apparently he thinks John has very altruistic intentions and is helping him out.

Gary is going to take over Africa, I have to reform in Australia. I'd rather shoot a Koala Bear in the face.

Dan grabs a card. (4 or 5)

Gary grabs a card. (4 or 5)

Turn 6

I expand into Southern Asia. The Junior Moderator alliance is teamed up against me.

Dan is slowly expanding into Asia and takes that faggot Junior out.

Sour Grapes Here

randomtask (3:37:01 AM): LET GREEN FARM AFRICA
randomtask (3:37:03 AM): AND FORTIFY
randomtask (3:37:10 AM): AND BEAT ALL THE NON-RISK PLAYERS
randomtask (3:37:13 AM): AND TALK SHIT

This post has been edited by MoS. on Mon - May 25 2009 - 02:40:12

Turn ?

Dan takes North America and is sitting pretty.

Nick is going to take out his 3rd player of the game, Matt goes down.

Gary looks poised to turn in some cards and make an advance on the board.

gary was 1 inch away from death in the 2nd turn of the game
now this

In Summation

Bobdave got killed first, goal #1 achieved.

I killed the most players, goal #2 achieved.

Gary wins.

i couldnt win
so i made nick lose

sad that matt could not roll for shit on iceland the whole game, i was really trying to help him out, he just didnt have the luck

live by the smock die by the pie

imo

how the fk is it 4am all ready

makes me wonder if adam went turkey hunting or not

its more fun masterminding the game playing vicariously through everyone than killing m8s myself

vicariously i pie

You can live vicariously through my [dik]

@ niggas

conquerclub.com is probably WAYYYY better than whatever platform u guys play risk on

but i'd like to get involved i fuckin love risk

They track your rank online, this is my type of shit.

thats the one thats asynchronous and games take 4 days to play out and you cant make your own tables?

The forever game does suck though.

i definitely looked at all available options for free online risk back when we started this, and the client we use is the only viable option, its also very easy to set up

hypercritical +1 message

u can play speed games...you have to set the mode to speed though.
you can also play private games you just have to all be ready to join quickly before a pub takes the spot