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Do Not Take Shots On Fiar, While They Are On Fiar
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#548111 | Thu - May 28 2009 - 22:33:03
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So last night I was fucking Dr. Tunk up the ass, celebrating the Detroit Redwings victory over the Chicago Cubs Blackhawks doesn't matter.

I ordered a round of Warm Apple Pie shots, which is Goldschlager (spell check) topped with Bacardi 151 IMPORTANT (that gets lit on fiar) in a shot glass, which is to be dropped into a glass of Redbuill via a Jagerbomb style.

Instead of blowing out the fiar in the shooter before dropping it into the Redbull, after a warning from the bartender, I spill the flaming liquid all over my hands in a failed attempt at taking the shot. I am lucky I didn't proceed quicker and take it in my throat, finger hair burned off is funny because I'm a dumbass, a throat burned is just not good.

 
#548112 | Thu - May 28 2009 - 22:33:32
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shitty poop, donmt poop wqhen the dr is visiting imo

first
 
#548113 | Thu - May 28 2009 - 22:33:58
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I have blisters all over my fingers and meni burnt hairs.
 
#548114 | Thu - May 28 2009 - 22:34:13
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Quote (smoked @ May 28 2009 - 22:33:32)
shitty poop, donmt poop wqhen the dr is visiting imo

first


Engrish?
 
#548118 | Thu - May 28 2009 - 22:36:05
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Quote (MoS. @ May 28 2009 - 23:34:13)
Quote (smoked @ May 28 2009 - 22:33:32)
shitty poop, donmt poop wqhen the dr is visiting imo

first


Engrish?


fk off i didnt feel like spellchecking or even reading what i typed
 
#548129 | Thu - May 28 2009 - 22:47:48
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you rack a disciprine
 
#548192 | Fri - May 29 2009 - 01:08:41
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n1, i wanna see video
 
#548198 | Fri - May 29 2009 - 01:53:43
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That sounds like a really good drink tbh.

sorry about the results. You should have started with it so you didnt waste all the fun taste when you were already drunk
 
#548226 | Fri - May 29 2009 - 09:20:55
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Every time you drink, something bad happens. Drink more.
 
#548228 | Fri - May 29 2009 - 09:39:49
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#548952 | Sat - May 30 2009 - 00:28:36
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Quote (StQ @ May 29 2009 - 01:08:41)
n1, i wanna see video


I've been saying for years that I need to be videoed while drinking.

Quote (Animage @ May 29 2009 - 01:53:43)
That sounds like a really good drink tbh.

sorry about the results.  You should have started with it so you didnt waste all the fun taste when you were already drunk


No, it's delicious any time.
 
#549155 | Sat - May 30 2009 - 10:36:12
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regretted reading toilet
 
#549156 | Sat - May 30 2009 - 10:46:00
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sounds like a note to self
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